Trump Gets Offended by Saturday Night Live
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16-10-2016, 01:04 PM
RE: Trump Gets Offended by Saturday Night Live
Best line in the skit is when Hillary is asked to name one thing she likes about the Donald and she responds, "I do like how generous he is. Just last Friday he handed me this election."

Drumroll please. Laugh out loadLaugh out loadLaugh out loadLaugh out loadLaugh out loadLaugh out load




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16-10-2016, 02:18 PM
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What a thin skinned tool.

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16-10-2016, 05:04 PM
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Quote:While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Donald Trump and his role as the Republican Nominee for President. The old farmer said, " Well, as I see it, Donald Trump is like a 'Post Tortoise'.'' Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post tortoise' was. The old farmer said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a tortoise balanced on top, that's a post tortoise." The old farmer saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with."

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16-10-2016, 08:49 PM
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(16-10-2016 12:43 PM)Dom Wrote:  
(16-10-2016 11:54 AM)Gloucester Wrote:  Now, just what would you like Trump to feel then, jennybee & Dom?

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17-10-2016, 12:46 AM
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(16-10-2016 11:54 AM)Gloucester Wrote:  
(16-10-2016 11:34 AM)Dom Wrote:  Only Trump has feelings. Everyone else is a puppet.

Now, just what would you like Trump to feel then, jennybee & Dom?

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17-10-2016, 05:33 AM
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(17-10-2016 12:46 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  His balls in a hydraulic press? Evil_monster




Do they make presses that small? A pair of needle-nose pliers would probably do the job.

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17-10-2016, 05:36 AM
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(17-10-2016 05:33 AM)unfogged Wrote:  
(17-10-2016 12:46 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  His balls in a hydraulic press? Evil_monster




Do they make presses that small? A pair of needle-nose pliers would probably do the job.

Got a pair of tweezers with attached magnifying glass...

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17-10-2016, 06:18 AM
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(16-10-2016 11:34 AM)Dom Wrote:  
(16-10-2016 11:26 AM)jennybee Wrote:  Maybe he should be more concerned about the feelings of the women he violated Wink

Only Trump has feelings. Everyone else is a puppet.

I was and still am really impressed about your predictions of his behaviour as a malignant narcissist. You were spot on.

Scientifically speaking i am starting to believe he indeed does suffer from such a condition.

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17-10-2016, 07:49 AM
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"Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand." - Mark Twain
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17-10-2016, 08:01 AM
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(17-10-2016 06:18 AM)Deesse23 Wrote:  
(16-10-2016 11:34 AM)Dom Wrote:  Only Trump has feelings. Everyone else is a puppet.

I was and still am really impressed about your predictions of his behaviour as a malignant narcissist. You were spot on.

Scientifically speaking i am starting to believe he indeed does suffer from such a condition.

Unfortunately I have come to know that condition quite well. Fortunately the malignant narcissist I knew passed away a decade ago. But I know one when I see one. It's not treatable, they lie to the therapists. They lie all the time, and believe what they say. They are very charming when you are useful and admire them, and very scary when they turn on someone...

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