Trump Offers To Take IQ Test To Prove He Isn’t A Moron
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11-10-2017, 09:20 AM
RE: Trump Offers To Take IQ Test To Prove He Isn’t A Moron
(11-10-2017 08:57 AM)Grasshopper Wrote:  
(11-10-2017 06:25 AM)ShadowProject Wrote:  [Image: a-Im-smarter-than-youre-funny-ecards.jpg]

The funny thing is that I'm having trouble putting my finger on what's wrong with that. It sure does sound stupid, but I think it's grammatically correct. "You're" is a perfectly good contraction of "you are", and "I'm smarter than you are" is a perfectly good sentence. But I wouldn't be caught dead saying that in public.

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11-10-2017, 09:25 AM
RE: Trump Offers To Take IQ Test To Prove He Isn’t A Moron
I think 'your' would have been better.
"I'm smarter than your."

But I just love the guy's face. That really makes the meme. lol

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11-10-2017, 09:36 AM
RE: Trump Offers To Take IQ Test To Prove He Isn’t A Moron
(11-10-2017 08:57 AM)Grasshopper Wrote:  
(11-10-2017 06:25 AM)ShadowProject Wrote:  [Image: a-Im-smarter-than-youre-funny-ecards.jpg]

The funny thing is that I'm having trouble putting my finger on what's wrong with that. It sure does sound stupid, but I think it's grammatically correct. "You're" is a perfectly good contraction of "you are", and "I'm smarter than you are" is a perfectly good sentence. But I wouldn't be caught dead saying that in public.

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With the contraction it's a sentence fragment according to my tenth grade English teacher. "You're" requires a "target". (Forgot the proper word for that.)

"I'll get you're (lunch)."
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11-10-2017, 09:42 AM
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Someone needs to tell the Shitgibbon that they're braver than he is, and really test the Dipshit-in-Chief.
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11-10-2017, 09:44 AM
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11-10-2017, 09:54 AM
RE: Trump Offers To Take IQ Test To Prove He Isn’t A Moron
(11-10-2017 08:57 AM)Grasshopper Wrote:  
(11-10-2017 06:25 AM)ShadowProject Wrote:  [Image: a-Im-smarter-than-youre-funny-ecards.jpg]

The funny thing is that I'm having trouble putting my finger on what's wrong with that. It sure does sound stupid, but I think it's grammatically correct. "You're" is a perfectly good contraction of "you are", and "I'm smarter than you are" is a perfectly good sentence. But I wouldn't be caught dead saying that in public.

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I just showed this to my husband who is an English teacher. He said that one of the reason for contractions is to shorten our language and when someone says "I'm smarter that you...." The "are" is implied but unspoken. So there's no reason to say "you're".

Anyway, that's what hubby said. He also told me to tell you guys that he agrees with everyone on the forum that trump is a moron. Big Grin

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11-10-2017, 10:09 AM
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(11-10-2017 09:44 AM)Vera Wrote:  And the White House daycare centre will help him prepare for it Rolleyes

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General Kelly’s time out corner
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11-10-2017, 10:10 AM
RE: Trump Offers To Take IQ Test To Prove He Isn’t A Moron
(11-10-2017 09:36 AM)Gawdzilla Wrote:  
(11-10-2017 08:57 AM)Grasshopper Wrote:  The funny thing is that I'm having trouble putting my finger on what's wrong with that. It sure does sound stupid, but I think it's grammatically correct. "You're" is a perfectly good contraction of "you are", and "I'm smarter than you are" is a perfectly good sentence. But I wouldn't be caught dead saying that in public.

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With the contraction it's a sentence fragment according to my tenth grade English teacher. "You're" requires a "target". (Forgot the proper word for that.)

"I'll get you're (lunch)."

I think we need a "gong" or "buzzer" emoji. You, sir, are talking about "your", not "you're". I'll get your lunch (no apostrophe).

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11-10-2017, 10:15 AM
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You can be an intelligent grifter and a moron at the same time. President MORON still doesn't understand the difference between legal and moral, and that makes him a fucking moron.

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11-10-2017, 10:37 AM
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But what you people *fail* to recognize is, he "knows words".
He has the "best words".
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