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05-04-2017, 02:09 PM
Trumpian conspiracies
Got a Trump conspiracy? Let's hear it. If it becomes true, you win!

Today's theory for me:

Trump had the poison gas applied in Syria so he has cause to intervene, install the "safe zone" he wanted in Syria and be buddies with Putin. Later they will follow Bannon's plan to take the middle east. They still need to get Iran's oil.

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05-04-2017, 02:25 PM
RE: Trumpian conspiracies
Hmm, don't think it's true but:
Trump is trying to fuck up everything intentionally so that the country learns its lesson and elects people who actually care about the nation's best interests in the future. This follows his failed attempt to troll the campaign process and point out how we need to reform it, but he failed by 'winning' at the Electoral College level.

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05-04-2017, 02:26 PM
RE: Trumpian conspiracies
Trump had his WH staffers leak to Nunes and ask him to come back the next day so that he could appear to learn the news during the Time magazine interview. Because he thinks it's all a show.
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05-04-2017, 02:36 PM
RE: Trumpian conspiracies
(05-04-2017 02:09 PM)Dom Wrote:  Got a Trump conspiracy? Let's hear it. If it becomes true, you win!

Ever since the beginning of November, I've been held hostage in a secret underground lab by evil Republican scientists who have controlled my brain to make me believe Donald Trump won the presidency.

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05-04-2017, 02:40 PM
RE: Trumpian conspiracies
I was hit on the head before the election and I'll soon wake up from a coma to find Trump didn't win.
In fact Bernie got the nomination and won by a landslide.

It was all just a terrible dream.
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05-04-2017, 07:27 PM
RE: Trumpian conspiracies
And his real identity is....

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05-04-2017, 09:21 PM
RE: Trumpian conspiracies
Conspiracy would involve thinking. Trump can't even be a henchman. Too dumb to hench.

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05-04-2017, 09:56 PM
RE: Trumpian conspiracies
Dumpy is looking for a "target" to get the attention off himself and da Ruskies, Syria, N. Korea ?? anyone ?
That way he can (maybe) have a "win", claim it, and say "See, I'm the only one who gets stuff done".

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06-04-2017, 05:18 AM
RE: Trumpian conspiracies
I think Trump's hair is actually a symbiotic life form, that is controlling the lower human half.

Prior to its mind-meld with Trump, Donald was a standard guy, walking through the park when it got him. It's since taken over his mind/body, and worked it's way into a seat of power. It will now try to ruin one of the largest super powers on earth, whilst attempting to destroy some of the others (Russia/China/Korea) to leave the door open to an invasion of mind controlling Toupee's.

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06-04-2017, 06:23 AM
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Consider


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