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16-04-2011, 09:44 AM
Turns out Christ wants us to have anal sex
Who knew?

Anal Sex in Accordance with God's Will

Check out the other topics addressed on the bottom. I can't tell if this site is serious or not. I have a feeling this is satire because, well, I can't imagine a genuine religious site saying any of this.

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16-04-2011, 01:46 PM
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LMAO the Reader Questions and Answers are hilarious Tongue What's so great about this site is that whoever is doing this is actually backing their position up with "evidence" from the Bible. Yay for ambiguity!

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16-04-2011, 04:26 PM
 
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I see potential for a new 501c3 tax exempt religious temple opening up. Tongue But mostly I just like to imagine the IRS agent reading the application, and the local Fundy's hearing about the first ever bondage tent revival. Smile
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16-04-2011, 04:34 PM
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"Turns out Christ wants us to have anal sex"

Dude, I told you to keep those PM's private. I was drunk, alright?

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16-04-2011, 04:42 PM
 
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Fisting and gods will... Hahahaha, that made me cry from laughing.
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16-04-2011, 08:01 PM
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My fiancee knew a christian girl in college who only gave up anal so she could be a virgin when married. Or so this girl claimed, I don't know if my lady friend had any real proof of these claims. But this site makes me think I would try for freaky christian girls if I weren't engaged Wink

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16-04-2011, 09:26 PM
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(16-04-2011 08:01 PM)cfhmagnet Wrote:  But this site makes me think I would try for freaky christian girls if I weren't engaged Wink

Hey, according to this site, threesomes are cool just so long as the women don't take on male roles and they only involve one man. I might go to church on Sunday and see if I can't rope myself an anal threesome, I mean, I have proof that it's cool and I bet those chaste girls are just dying to experiment.

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17-04-2011, 06:21 AM
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I did spend some time at a Christian high-school as did a friend.THe rumors of having anal to protect virginity are more true than you think.
Funny thing is you can still get pregnant that way - they'll probably counter it with immaculate conception or something - lol

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17-04-2011, 08:00 AM
 
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Ha Ha that was a good read. Soo if I want a girl that does anal... gotta find a christian. Now I understand. Thank you Jesus!
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17-04-2011, 11:34 AM
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There was a priest in Oslo who wrote a book about this. When his employers found out, well... He's not a priest any more. Tongue

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