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08-07-2017, 01:18 PM
Twisted fun
Next time you see someone dressed in full camo, walk up to them and bump into them full on (gently, mind you) and say "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't see you."


Most years my garden outgrows every other one in the neighborhood. General truth is that I baby it and pay it more attention than most other people around here. But last year one neighbor just kept harping on and on demanding to know my secret. Finally I said "Every year on the first full moon of spring I have the local voodoo priestess come bless my garden at midnight while I'm planting the first seeds. Would you like a cucumber?"

What's your favorite way to mess with people?

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08-07-2017, 01:41 PM
RE: Twisted fun
chloroform Tongue

A friend in the hole

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08-07-2017, 01:42 PM
RE: Twisted fun
(08-07-2017 01:41 PM)unsapien Wrote:  chloroform Tongue

NARF!

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