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20-12-2016, 05:55 PM
Two Birds - One Stone
I've got my Nomex suit on -- because I KNOW I'm going to get flamed here.....

But -- in the interest of showing that emotionalism sucks logic's ass -----


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I recently saw a couple of commercials on TV.

The first one was for "starving children" living in Africa.

The second one - was for "neglected animals"..............


Both featured big eyed, sad looking, stick thin, ribs showing, sympathy inducing models...... One critters, one kids................

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The solution seemed rather obvious to me..........

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Feed the starving kids, the neglected animals.............................

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Now -- fuck off -- we eat animals all the time. We enjoy it. We paint paintings, sing songs and generally idolize the fuck out of a meal made out of some four legged furry fuck.......

And you want to get all fucking defensive -- just because dinner had a hard life?????

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pfffffttttt......

That's dumb emotions talking....


Not logic...


I want to see what kind of convoluted arguments to the contrary that will arise....

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20-12-2016, 05:59 PM
RE: Two Birds - One Stone
Your suit ain't gonna help..

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20-12-2016, 06:01 PM
RE: Two Birds - One Stone
Logically, not emotionally, speaking, how did you determine who to feed to whom?
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20-12-2016, 06:06 PM
RE: Two Birds - One Stone
Quote:Feed the starving kids, the neglected animals..


You do understand that could work in reverse, right?

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20-12-2016, 06:08 PM
RE: Two Birds - One Stone
There's not that much meat on an animal that's starving to death, plus what's left isn't that great. My solution, we feed YOU to the starving animal to fatten them up and than we feed the animals to the starving children. After all, human death is idolized all the time in movies, books and even religion. You will die for their sins (gluttony). Tongue

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20-12-2016, 06:09 PM
RE: Two Birds - One Stone
Your logic is flawed. Humans are an animal.

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20-12-2016, 06:15 PM
RE: Two Birds - One Stone
Nomex is overrated. Laugh out load
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20-12-2016, 06:19 PM
RE: Two Birds - One Stone
(20-12-2016 06:15 PM)pablo Wrote:  Nomex is overrated. Laugh out load

I disagree. It's a fine slogan.
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20-12-2016, 07:48 PM
RE: Two Birds - One Stone
(20-12-2016 06:15 PM)pablo Wrote:  Nomex is overrated. Laugh out load

Probably so -- but they made us wear it, when we flew in helicopters in the service..

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20-12-2016, 08:08 PM
RE: Two Birds - One Stone
Feed them all to Sally Struthers.

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