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13-12-2012, 03:15 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(13-12-2012 02:56 PM)Dark Light Wrote:  
  1. I have caught myself on fire in a chemistry lab.
  2. I have appeared in an online pornographic film.
  3. I have knocked two peoples teeth out.
#3 is the lie. My guess is it's more than two people. Tongue

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13-12-2012, 03:19 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
What Stark said. lol

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13-12-2012, 03:19 PM
Two Truths, One Lie
(13-12-2012 11:16 AM)Percepticon Wrote:  
(12-12-2012 09:26 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Your eyes are too brilliantly blue to be related to anyone in the Mafia, so my choice is #2.

Plus I really hope #1 is true. Tongue
You get your wish Wink But I won't tell the story publicly...

#2 is the lie.

In 2010 I took 2nd place in the poetry division of a local literary contest. The submission that won I had been certain was a first-prize poem...months later, the then-poetry-editor ran into me here in town & essentially said he didn't know what he was thinking & I should have taken first.

Key word here is "publicly." You do have my email address. Drinking Beverage

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13-12-2012, 03:24 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(13-12-2012 02:56 PM)Dark Light Wrote:  
  1. I have appeared in an online pornographic film.
This is one I personally know to be true. And here's the link: http... oh, sorry, forgot. No links to porn on these boards. (But no worries, you haven't missed much Drinking Beverage )

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13-12-2012, 03:29 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(13-12-2012 03:24 PM)Vera Wrote:  
(13-12-2012 02:56 PM)Dark Light Wrote:  
  1. I have appeared in an online pornographic film.
This is one I personally know to be true. And here's the link: http... oh, sorry, forgot. No links to porn on these boards. (But no worries, you haven't missed much Drinking Beverage )
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13-12-2012, 03:33 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(13-12-2012 03:29 PM)Dark Light Wrote:  
(13-12-2012 03:24 PM)Vera Wrote:  This is one I personally know to be true. And here's the link: http... oh, sorry, forgot. No links to porn on these boards. (But no worries, you haven't missed much Drinking Beverage )
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I'm sorry. You just have to try harder next time. Don't give up though, I've seen worse.

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13-12-2012, 03:36 PM
Two Truths, One Lie
(13-12-2012 03:33 PM)Vera Wrote:  
(13-12-2012 03:29 PM)Dark Light Wrote:  Sadcryface2
I'm sorry. You just have to try harder next time. Don't give up though, I've seen worse.

For someone who tries to portray a sweet and innocent demeanor, you sure do have a lot of knowledge about porn. Girl_nails

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13-12-2012, 03:39 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(13-12-2012 03:19 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(13-12-2012 11:16 AM)Percepticon Wrote:  You get your wish Wink But I won't tell the story publicly...

#2 is the lie.

In 2010 I took 2nd place in the poetry division of a local literary contest. The submission that won I had been certain was a first-prize poem...months later, the then-poetry-editor ran into me here in town & essentially said he didn't know what he was thinking & I should have taken first.


Key word here is "publicly." You do have my email address. Drinking Beverage
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13-12-2012, 03:43 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(13-12-2012 03:36 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(13-12-2012 03:33 PM)Vera Wrote:  I'm sorry. You just have to try harder next time. Don't give up though, I've seen worse.

For someone who tries to portray a sweet and innocent demeanor, you sure do have a lot of knowledge about porn. Girl_nails
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This, however, raises the interesting question - what is innocence and goodness: acting in a certain way because you're not aware of the bad in this world or acting in a certain way despite all the ugliness you've seen.

Also, I hate to quote them, but as Kansas sing: innocence's dying in so many ways... Weeping

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13-12-2012, 03:46 PM
Two Truths, One Lie
Whatevs.

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