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13-12-2012, 03:49 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
1: I once had my voice played on the local radio and got onto the BBC news.
2: I once used to throw water across the street in winter and then call the police.
3: I once had sex with a prostitute and she insisted I didnt pay.

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13-12-2012, 03:52 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(13-12-2012 03:49 PM)bemore Wrote:  1: I once had my voice played on the local radio and got onto the BBC news.
2: I once used to throw water across the street in winter and then call the police.
3: I once had sex with a prostitute and she insisted I didnt pay.
#3 is the lie. She insisted you pay double.

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13-12-2012, 03:54 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(13-12-2012 03:52 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  #3 is the lie. She insisted you pay double.
Lol. Ill let someone else guess before I spill.

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13-12-2012, 03:56 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(13-12-2012 03:49 PM)bemore Wrote:  1: I once had my voice played on the local radio and got onto the BBC news.
2: I once used to throw water across the street in winter and then call the police.
3: I once had sex with a prostitute and she insisted I didnt pay.
I'd go with 3 (or maybe 1?). But can you elaborate on number two? Why you did you throw water and why did you call the police? Am I missing something?

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13-12-2012, 03:59 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(13-12-2012 03:54 PM)bemore Wrote:  
(13-12-2012 03:52 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  #3 is the lie. She insisted you pay double.
Lol. Ill let someone else guess before I spill.
Maybe that was the reason she didn't charge you...you didn't spill. Big Grin
#2 seems to me the lie because I'm not sure you would ever call the police for anything. Consider

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13-12-2012, 04:00 PM
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1: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/derby...212709.stm
2: To watch them crash Vera, why else?
3: Is the lie Weeping

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13-12-2012, 04:03 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(13-12-2012 04:00 PM)bemore Wrote:  1: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/derby...212709.stm
2: To watch them crash Vera, why else?
3: Is the lie Weeping
lulz...did you get busted by the Council, Bob?

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13-12-2012, 04:04 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(13-12-2012 04:00 PM)bemore Wrote:  1: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/derby...212709.stm
2: To watch them crash Vera, why else?
3: Is the lie Weeping
Benevolent? You? Laughat

Then why did you call the police? Ah, to watch the police crash. Man, I'm slow tonight. As I said, benevolent, my foot.
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Also: "The man involved was approached..." and our reporters barely escaped with their lives...

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13-12-2012, 04:09 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
I got suspended for 6 weeks on full pay, so yeah I got busted. My voice being played on the radio was the most embarrassing part of it Blush

I only called myself benevolent caus I got it mixed up with malevolent (so funny that you post that pic Vera lol)

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13-12-2012, 04:13 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(13-12-2012 04:09 PM)bemore Wrote:  I got suspended for 6 weeks on full pay, so yeah I got busted. My voice being played on the radio was the most embarrassing part of it Blush

I only called myself benevolent caus I got it mixed up with malevolent (so funny that you post that pic Vera lol)
Why, you look like him? Or maybe just a certain part of his face? I always suspected you had horns Drinking Beverage

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