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13-12-2012, 04:20 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(13-12-2012 04:13 PM)Vera Wrote:  
(13-12-2012 04:09 PM)bemore Wrote:  I got suspended for 6 weeks on full pay, so yeah I got busted. My voice being played on the radio was the most embarrassing part of it Blush

I only called myself benevolent caus I got it mixed up with malevolent (so funny that you post that pic Vera lol)
Why, you look like him? Or maybe just a certain part of his face? I always suspected you had horns Drinking Beverage
I had the horns removed on the NHS.

Kept getting holes in my t-shirts putting them on Evil_monster




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13-12-2012, 04:20 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
Ok, here goes another:

1. I once was chased out of a town in Rumania

2. I once was chased out of a house in Berkley California

3. I once was chased across the border from Turkey to Greece

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13-12-2012, 04:26 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(13-12-2012 04:20 PM)bemore Wrote:  I had the horns removed on the NHS.
Kept getting holes in my t-shirts putting them on Evil_monster
I can see how this may be a light, relaxing watch for you...

And who needs shirts, don't you know that all women swoon instantaneously at the sight of shirtless men?

(13-12-2012 04:20 PM)Dom Wrote:  Ok, here goes another:
1. I once was chased out of a town in Rumania
2. I once was chased out of a house in Berkley California
3. I once was chased across the border from Turkey to Greece
I say one is the lie.

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13-12-2012, 04:28 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(13-12-2012 04:20 PM)Dom Wrote:  Ok, here goes another:

1. I once was chased out of a town in Rumania

2. I once was chased out of a house in Berkley California

3. I once was chased across the border from Turkey to Greece
Using my psychic powers im gonna say number 2

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13-12-2012, 04:37 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
For Dom I would guess, that she was not chased out of Romania.

(13-12-2012 01:41 PM)Vera Wrote:  
(13-12-2012 01:36 PM)Leela Wrote:  Here my three:

1. I used to be a clown in a circus
Can't be this. Because I'm almost positive you still are Laughat
Pah... Sadcryface

(13-12-2012 02:58 PM)Dark Light Wrote:  
(13-12-2012 01:36 PM)Leela Wrote:  Here my three:

1. I used to be a clown in a circus
2. I once was diving in the Yellow Submarine
3. I was in the Netherlands and did not smoke weed there
I'm going to say three, because it is the most unremarkable thing, seems like a misdirect.
correct!

1. I used to be a juggling clown in a circus project that was for kids and teens from the poor parts of Munich (yes, there is such a thing). This was free of charge for the kids, and I started there as a kid, and after I while I became a volunteer trainer there; for clown-ing and juggling.
2. And the yellow submarine was really painted yellow and it had the words "yellow submarine" on the side. This was in egypt, a trouist attraction, to go dive and see the fish.
3. For the Netherlands, I actually was there but I never went into a Coffeeshop because I thought that you actually only get coffee there Laughat

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13-12-2012, 05:50 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(13-12-2012 04:09 PM)bemore Wrote:  I got suspended for 6 weeks on full pay, so yeah I got busted. My voice being played on the radio was the most embarrassing part of it Blush

I only called myself benevolent caus I got it mixed up with malevolent (so funny that you post that pic Vera lol)
Wait, wait, wait...your "punishment" was to not have to go to work for 6 weeks but still get paid?
Fuck, I wish I was a Brit. No

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13-12-2012, 05:54 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(13-12-2012 05:50 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Wait, wait, wait...your "punishment" was to not have to go to work for 6 weeks but still get paid?
Fuck, I wish I was a Brit. No
Don't we all...

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13-12-2012, 07:52 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(13-12-2012 02:56 PM)Dark Light Wrote:  
  1. I have caught myself on fire in a chemistry lab.
  2. I have appeared in an online pornographic film.
  3. I have knocked two peoples teeth out.
Okay, none of you fools guessed correctly, all both of you Big Grin

  1. Making magnesium oxide in a crucible, lid popped off, touched my shirt for about .2 seconds, but at almost 3k degrees it burned through my shirt and scorched my jeans. Luckily I put the flames out quickly.
  2. This is a lie, sorry to disappoint ladies and gentleman, search the internet all you want, you ain't gonna find it.
  3. First time I was a kid, my sister made me angry so I threw a tinker toys canister at her and out popped a tooth. The second time was on a field trip in the eighth grade to D.C. I shared a hotel room with some kid I didn't know from a different school. I was talking on the phone with some girl I met from another school (Playas gonna' play) when this kid, probably 14 or 15 years old walked out of the bathroom with his dick in his hand and started walking toward me closer and closer while I warned him to back the hell off. He didn't listen so I hit him in the face with the phone receiver. Tooth popped out, and he stayed the hell away from me for the rest of the trip. Word eventually got out and the trip was cancelled for future classes.

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13-12-2012, 11:36 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(13-12-2012 05:54 PM)Vera Wrote:  
(13-12-2012 05:50 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Wait, wait, wait...your "punishment" was to not have to go to work for 6 weeks but still get paid?
Fuck, I wish I was a Brit. No
Don't we all...
Nope.

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14-12-2012, 05:45 AM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
Yeah, I think I want to retract my previous statement. I actually thought they'd pardoned him. Shows how stupid I am.

So Dom, tell us where have you not been chased out from? (Yay, I just dangled not one, but two prepositions!)

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