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15-12-2012, 03:19 PM (This post was last modified: 15-12-2012 03:26 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(15-12-2012 03:01 PM)Dark Light Wrote:  
(14-12-2012 04:33 PM)Dark Light Wrote:  
  1. I have visual and auditory hallucinations on a regular basis, but I don't use recreational drugs.
  2. I have my ex-girlfriends name tattooed on my leg, but I can't afford to have it removed.
  3. Despite my fair complexion I have some American Indian Ancestry (Cherokee and Blackfoot.)
Yikes! You fuckers are brutal today! Also, most of you got it right, number two is the lie. Sorry Girly, no tattoo on the leg at all. Haven't even dated anyone but my wife since the age of 18.

Wait ... whut? ... I said 2 was the lie.

(15-12-2012 01:01 PM)Vosur Wrote:  1. I had my first time with the female singer of a metal band at the age of 15.
2. I don't consume drugs and have never been drunken or stoned in my life.
3. The last time I watched TV was in 2008.

Fucking Germans are too easy.

Vosur ain't never been stoned or drunk in his life, gets in the way of German efficiency and whatnot, so 2 is true.

3 is also true for the same reason, Vosur don't watch fucking TV, that'd be like getting stoned or drunk.

1 is the lie. It wasn't the female singer of the metal band, but rather the male backup playing bass.

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15-12-2012, 03:29 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(15-12-2012 03:19 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Fucking Germans are too easy.

Vosur ain't never been stoned or drunk in his life, gets in the way of German efficiency and whatnot, so 2 is true.

3 is also true for the same reason, Vosur don't watch fucking TV, that'd be like getting stoned or drunk.
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(15-12-2012 03:19 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  1 is the lie. It wasn't the female singer of the metal band, but rather the male backup playing bass.
No, it was the female drummer of a metal band (and I was a few years younger). Dodgy

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15-12-2012, 04:16 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(15-12-2012 03:29 PM)Vosur Wrote:  
(15-12-2012 03:19 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Fucking Germans are too easy.

Vosur ain't never been stoned or drunk in his life, gets in the way of German efficiency and whatnot, so 2 is true.

3 is also true for the same reason, Vosur don't watch fucking TV, that'd be like getting stoned or drunk.
Correct!

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(15-12-2012 03:19 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  1 is the lie. It wasn't the female singer of the metal band, but rather the male backup playing bass.
No, it was the female drummer of a metal band (and I was a few years younger). Dodgy

At least that's what "she" told you. Blink

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15-12-2012, 05:11 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(15-12-2012 04:16 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  At least that's what "she" told you. Blink
I will burn your beard. Angry

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15-12-2012, 05:25 PM
Two Truths, One Lie
(15-12-2012 05:11 PM)Vosur Wrote:  
(15-12-2012 04:16 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  At least that's what "she" told you. Blink
I will burn your beard. Angry

"It" might have been playing Two Truths and a Lie with you.

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15-12-2012, 06:02 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
"A few years younger" would make you twelve or less. Not buying it.

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15-12-2012, 06:14 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(15-12-2012 06:02 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  "A few years younger" would make you twelve or less. Not buying it.
You don't have to; makes no difference to me. Sleepy

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15-12-2012, 07:23 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
I'll go again:

1) The first job I had paid me 10$/hour

2) I have a tattoo that I regretted within two weeks of getting it.

3) My grandfather was in the German army during WWII

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15-12-2012, 07:35 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
1) Erxy is a cunt

2) Erxy is a cunt

3) Erxy is not a cunt.

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15-12-2012, 07:41 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(15-12-2012 07:35 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  1) Erxy is a cunt

2) Erxy is a cunt

3) Erxy is not a cunt.

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I vote number 3 to be the lie, because if Erxy's a cunt, then I'm a lesbian Evil_monster

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