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15-12-2012, 11:38 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
CORRECTION:

(15-12-2012 11:23 PM)Dark Light Wrote:  DLJ,

2 is a lie.
You're British, of course you smoke, and heavily. You also think you're sophisticated, but hate Frenchmen, and will defend the monarchies legitimacy despite acknowledging the pointlessness of a Queen/King in modern government.

2 is a lie.... Correct.

You're British, of course you smoke, and heavily.... Correct x 3.

You also think you're sophisticated, but hate Frenchmen
I know I am sophisticated, but and hate Frenchmen but not French women

and will defend the monarchies legitimacy despite acknowledging the pointlessness of a Queen/King in modern government.

That one is the lie. I am anti-monarchy

Diderot: Man will never truly be free until the last monarch... etc.
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16-12-2012, 02:49 AM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(15-12-2012 11:38 PM)DLJ Wrote:  CORRECTION:

(15-12-2012 11:23 PM)Dark Light Wrote:  DLJ,

2 is a lie.
You're British, of course you smoke, and heavily. You also think you're sophisticated, but hate Frenchmen, and will defend the monarchies legitimacy despite acknowledging the pointlessness of a Queen/King in modern government.

2 is a lie.... Correct.

You're British, of course you smoke, and heavily.... Correct x 3.

You also think you're sophisticated, but hate Frenchmen
I know I am sophisticated, but and hate Frenchmen but not French women

and will defend the monarchies legitimacy despite acknowledging the pointlessness of a Queen/King in modern government.

That one is the lie. I am anti-monarchy

Diderot: Man will never truly be free until the last monarch... etc.
Yes
Hey, two oughta' three ain't bad (or is it 4 oughta' five?) based on stereotyping all British people after only knowing a few of you Big Grin

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16-12-2012, 02:16 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(15-12-2012 11:30 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  1) I'm currently out of vanilla coke

2) I'm currently not out of vanilla coke

3) I'm currently slightly pissed off that I once again missed the 6 oclock news.

You're not a fucking pussy is the lie. ... Goddam fucking pussy.

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16-12-2012, 03:05 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(15-12-2012 09:19 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(15-12-2012 07:23 PM)Percepticon Wrote:  I'll go again:

1) The first job I had paid me 10$/hour

2) I have a tattoo that I regretted within two weeks of getting it.

3) My grandfather was in the German army during WWII

Frikkin' too easy, Valerie. 2 is true 'cause you got a tattoo, so you're gonna question it. 3 is true 'cause you already told us that. 1's the lie. Your first job was minimum wage, think that should be at least $10/hour but it ain't.
I've never said a word about thing number 3!!

But dammit, you're right, #1 was the lie.




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16-12-2012, 03:25 PM (This post was last modified: 16-12-2012 03:44 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(16-12-2012 03:05 PM)Percepticon Wrote:  
(15-12-2012 09:19 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Frikkin' too easy, Valerie. 2 is true 'cause you got a tattoo, so you're gonna question it. 3 is true 'cause you already told us that. 1's the lie. Your first job was minimum wage, think that should be at least $10/hour but it ain't.
I've never said a word about thing number 3!!

No? Where the fuck I picked that up from then?

(16-12-2012 03:05 PM)Percepticon Wrote:  Fuck you, Girly! Angry

Be gentle, 'cause being gentle is fucking good.

Let's have coffee.

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16-12-2012, 08:58 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(16-12-2012 02:16 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(15-12-2012 11:30 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  1) I'm currently out of vanilla coke

2) I'm currently not out of vanilla coke

3) I'm currently slightly pissed off that I once again missed the 6 oclock news.

You're not a fucking pussy is the lie. ... Goddam fucking pussy.
Learn to fucking read old man.

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16-12-2012, 09:20 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
1. I can't read very properly but my writing is okay.

2. I have a great palate but can smell very little.

3. I can hear things really well but I have to ask 'What did you say?' a lot.

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16-12-2012, 09:32 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(16-12-2012 09:20 PM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  1. I can't read very properly but my writing is okay.

2. I have a great palate but can smell very little.

3. I can hear things really well but I have to ask 'What did you say?' a lot.

1 is the lie. Your reading is fine.

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16-12-2012, 09:37 PM
Two Truths, One Lie
(16-12-2012 09:20 PM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  1. I can't read very properly but my writing is okay.

2. I have a great palate but can smell very little.

3. I can hear things really well but I have to ask 'What did you say?' a lot.

2 is the lie. I think you have a cleft palate. Tongue

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16-12-2012, 10:42 PM (This post was last modified: 16-12-2012 10:50 PM by Atothetheist.)
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
1. I used to believe that I was going to live forever because I prayed to God and I requested a certain song to be played if he excepted. I then turned on the radio and that song was playing.

2. I thought I saw a demon when I was five.

3. I believe that women are secretly plotting to make me live a lonely and miserable life.


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The lie should be obvious.

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