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17-12-2012, 12:05 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
Daaaaaang...! Shut the place down, did I? Psshh.....gonna' wait for more guesses 'fore I spill. Wink

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17-12-2012, 12:10 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
2 is the lie.

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17-12-2012, 12:13 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
#1 I shave my armpits.

#2 I use nail polish regularly.

#3 I wear an apron in the kitchen.

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17-12-2012, 12:14 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(17-12-2012 12:13 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  #1 I shave my armpits.

#2 I use nail polish regularly.

#3 I wear an apron in the kitchen.
#1 is the lie

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17-12-2012, 12:23 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(17-12-2012 12:13 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  #1 I shave my armpits.

#2 I use nail polish regularly.

#3 I wear an apron in the kitchen.
#3 is the lie. I buy an apron for grilling, but not for the kitchen. I buy the other two for sure.

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17-12-2012, 12:33 PM
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(17-12-2012 12:13 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  #1 I shave my armpits.

#2 I use nail polish regularly.

#3 I wear an apron in the kitchen.

Actually, the lie is #2. I only use it sporadically....on my big toes. They tend to get weak and crack, so I use the strengthening stuff.......I really should use it regularly though.

1. I learned long ago that hairy armpits means smelly armpits. Hair absorbs your stink. I can't handle the thought of having BO. I'm nearly obsessive about not smelling offensive. I prefer to be undetectable by aroma in any way whatsoever.


3. I do all the cooking in my house. Sometimes I am working with other farm projects along side food prep. If I come in from the barn to check on the soup I don't want to have to completely change, so I just wash up, and don my apron to give an extra barrier in case my barn clothes are....well.....barny? This quickly became a habit, and there are a lot of benefits to wearing an apron. Instant hand towel, keeps you clean, keeps your food clean, and best of all, it's fashionable! Lol.

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17-12-2012, 12:35 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(17-12-2012 12:33 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  
(17-12-2012 12:13 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  #1 I shave my armpits.

#2 I use nail polish regularly.

#3 I wear an apron in the kitchen.

Actually, the lie is #2. I only use it sporadically....on my big toes. They tend to get weak and crack, so I use the strengthening stuff.......I really should use it regularly though.

1. I learned long ago that hairy armpits means smelly armpits. Hair absorbs your stink. I can't handle the thought of having BO. I'm nearly obsessive about not smelling offensive. I prefer to be undetectable by aroma in any way whatsoever.


3. I do all the cooking in my house. Sometimes I am working with other farm projects along side food prep. If I come in from the barn to check on the soup I don't want to have to completely change, so I just wash up, and don my apron to give an extra barrier in case my barn clothes are....well.....barny? This quickly became a habit, and there are a lot of benefits to wearing an apron. Instant hand towel, keeps you clean, keeps your food clean, and best of all, it's fashionable! Lol.
Damn, you get me on semantics since you only use it "sporadically." I call bullshit, all 3 were true. Dodgy

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17-12-2012, 12:37 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(17-12-2012 12:33 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  
(17-12-2012 12:13 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  #1 I shave my armpits.

#2 I use nail polish regularly.

#3 I wear an apron in the kitchen.

Actually, the lie is #2. I only use it sporadically....on my big toes. They tend to get weak and crack, so I use the strengthening stuff.......I really should use it regularly though.

1. I learned long ago that hairy armpits means smelly armpits. Hair absorbs your stink. I can't handle the thought of having BO. I'm nearly obsessive about not smelling offensive. I prefer to be undetectable by aroma in any way whatsoever.


3. I do all the cooking in my house. Sometimes I am working with other farm projects along side food prep. If I come in from the barn to check on the soup I don't want to have to completely change, so I just wash up, and don my apron to give an extra barrier in case my barn clothes are....well.....barny? This quickly became a habit, and there are a lot of benefits to wearing an apron. Instant hand towel, keeps you clean, keeps your food clean, and best of all, it's fashionable! Lol.
Damn it! I was gonna say 2, but you were talking about pedicure once and I figured... DAMN!

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17-12-2012, 12:41 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(17-12-2012 12:35 PM)TheBeardedDude Wrote:  
(17-12-2012 12:33 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  Actually, the lie is #2. I only use it sporadically....on my big toes. They tend to get weak and crack, so I use the strengthening stuff.......I really should use it regularly though.

1. I learned long ago that hairy armpits means smelly armpits. Hair absorbs your stink. I can't handle the thought of having BO. I'm nearly obsessive about not smelling offensive. I prefer to be undetectable by aroma in any way whatsoever.


3. I do all the cooking in my house. Sometimes I am working with other farm projects along side food prep. If I come in from the barn to check on the soup I don't want to have to completely change, so I just wash up, and don my apron to give an extra barrier in case my barn clothes are....well.....barny? This quickly became a habit, and there are a lot of benefits to wearing an apron. Instant hand towel, keeps you clean, keeps your food clean, and best of all, it's fashionable! Lol.
Damn, you get me on semantics since you only use it "sporadically." I call bullshit, all 3 were true. Dodgy
Ya beards, you're right. That was a little sneaky.





.....but you gotta admit, it was a good one. Wink

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17-12-2012, 12:42 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
F$^^ing underhanded admins are undermining the credibility of this forum with their lies!!!!!!!!!! Angry

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