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17-12-2012, 02:51 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(17-12-2012 10:15 AM)Percepticon Wrote:  I'll go again:

1) My apartment came with a cat

2) I got married in prison

3) I once considered becoming a nun

Truth be told, #3 is the lie.




Oh did you say something? I couldn't hear you with these Grape-Nuts crunching in my mouth. Evil_monster

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17-12-2012, 03:01 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(17-12-2012 02:50 PM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  Shit, this thread fills fast!
Number 2 is the lie.
Erx, buddy, you get the operation for your cleft dick yet? Tongue
Cheap, clarify whom you're addressing. Cool

And more importantly - when did you get a sex change operation?! (Sorry, if I just showed my stupefying ignorance by not recognising your avatar)
(17-12-2012 02:51 PM)Percepticon Wrote:  Truth be told, #3 is the lie.
Oh did you say something? I couldn't hear you with these Grape-Nuts crunching in my mouth. Evil_monster
You really think you can just throw this at us and not elaborate?!

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17-12-2012, 03:11 PM
Two Truths, One Lie
(17-12-2012 02:50 PM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  Shit, this thread fills fast!

Number 2 is the lie.

Erx, buddy, you get the operation for your cleft dick yet? Tongue

No, but wouldn't a cleft dick be really cool?

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17-12-2012, 03:16 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(17-12-2012 03:11 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(17-12-2012 02:50 PM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  Shit, this thread fills fast!

Number 2 is the lie.

Erx, buddy, you get the operation for your cleft dick yet? Tongue

No, but wouldn't a cleft dick be really cool?
Nope

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17-12-2012, 03:17 PM
Two Truths, One Lie
(17-12-2012 03:16 PM)Vera Wrote:  
(17-12-2012 03:11 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  No, but wouldn't a cleft dick be really cool?
Nope

One for the pink and one for the stink. Drinking Beverage

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17-12-2012, 03:20 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(17-12-2012 03:17 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(17-12-2012 03:16 PM)Vera Wrote:  Nope

One for the pink and one for the stink. Drinking Beverage
Might be easier to go fuck yourself. Consider

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17-12-2012, 03:44 PM
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Did I ever solve it? I guess I'd better do it now, before the vodka makes me spill more than is strictly necessary...

So, being left-handed, I can mirror write very fast.

I did sing in a choir (a school choir sort of thingy; they mostly chose me and a friend of mine, because we were the best in our class... not because we were the best singers. Although I don't sing half bad, esp, Nat King Cole's songs, cause I'm an alto, or maybe even a contralto Drinking Beverage )

The gay bar thing was the lie. The guys were more than three (and I'm talking Brazilian hitting on, which is basically someone shoving their tongue in your mouth before they've even said a word. That was before I learnt how to handle them Cool ). There was also a girl however and she was gorgeous. No kissing was involved though.

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17-12-2012, 05:11 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(17-12-2012 03:01 PM)Vera Wrote:  
(17-12-2012 02:50 PM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  Shit, this thread fills fast!
Number 2 is the lie.
Erx, buddy, you get the operation for your cleft dick yet? Tongue
Cheap, clarify whom you're addressing. Cool

And more importantly - when did you get a sex change operation?! (Sorry, if I just showed my stupefying ignorance by not recognising your avatar)
It wasn't you.

I'll never tell. Cool

Quote:No, but wouldn't a cleft dick be really cool?
If it were an anime porn, maybe.

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17-12-2012, 05:22 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(17-12-2012 05:11 PM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  It wasn't you.
Never thought it was . It usually isn't... Sadcryface

Quote:I'll never tell. Cool

Oh, shucks Sadcryface2

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17-12-2012, 05:57 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(17-12-2012 05:22 PM)Vera Wrote:  
(17-12-2012 05:11 PM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  It wasn't you.
Never thought it was . It usually isn't... Sadcryface

Quote:I'll never tell. Cool

Oh, shucks Sadcryface2
Aw there there *hugs*

It was on page 22 (I think), my two truths one lie contribution.

And I still won't tell. Sorry.

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