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27-09-2012, 03:07 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
Hell, I'll let this one sit for a long, long while.










Okay, that's a lie.

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27-09-2012, 03:10 PM
Two Truths, One Lie
(27-09-2012 02:46 PM)kim Wrote:  
(27-09-2012 02:36 PM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  2. I kissed a girl.

This is the lie.

I don't think that can be a lie if #1 is true.

But #2 and #3 are not mutually exclusive so Cheap's lie is #1. She didn't like it.

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
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27-09-2012, 03:29 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(27-09-2012 03:10 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(27-09-2012 02:46 PM)kim Wrote:  This is the lie.

I don't think that can be a lie if #1 is true.

But #2 and #3 are not mutually exclusive so Cheap's lie is #1. She didn't like it.

Of course not, it was a dare.

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27-09-2012, 03:41 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(27-09-2012 02:36 PM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  1. I kissed a girl and liked it
2. I kissed a girl
3. I am not attracted to girls

Normally I would have put 'women', but my neighbor is playing that stupid song full blast next door.

I'm gonna say the lie is either 3 or 1, it is certainly not 2. I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that 1 is the lie.


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Oh...I didn't read it carefully, nevermind. I was right though.

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27-09-2012, 03:55 PM (This post was last modified: 27-09-2012 03:59 PM by cheapthrillseaker.)
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
*taps foot while waiting for DL & Anjeles answers*

If I don't get a response soon, I'll flood the thread with knock knock jokes. I know a lot since I'm an ex Witness.












Okay, that's a lie, too.

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27-09-2012, 04:02 PM (This post was last modified: 27-09-2012 04:07 PM by Dark Light.)
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(27-09-2012 02:49 PM)Leela Wrote:  for anjele 1 is the lie, for darklight 3 is the lie

Nope. Edited my nametape out. Also met Bush Sr. a few times, and he sent me mail twice, I also met his wife who told me that "You are a very good boy." very breifly met his son, W.

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kim Wrote:Dark Light Wrote: 2.) I have a phobia of cooked beans. I will not get near them, don't like to smell them, don't even like saying the word "beans". Frankly typing it makes me a bit uncomfortable.


This one is the lie.

Gonna have to take my word on that one, yes I have a strange phobia. Raw ones don't bother me at all, I used to pick them in my family garden all the time.

cheapthrillseaker Wrote:For Darklight:

First one. I bet you knew the person who was there, though.
cheaptrillseaker got it right, I have never been near South Korea, and I have had a couple of buddies that have been stationed there, and at some point someone told me about being at the edge of the demilitarized zone but I can't remember who. I have however worked with South Korean soldiers in Afghanistan.

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27-09-2012, 04:07 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
1. I once co-wrote a death metal parody song called Manifesto for Malesto part I: The Apocalypse is Coming out of my Asshole.

2. I have had sex with a women about twice my age.

3. When I was 7 I told my gran to go fuck herself when she told me to not take the lord's name in vain after I said "oh my god".

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27-09-2012, 04:09 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(27-09-2012 04:07 PM)frankiej Wrote:  2. I have had sex with a women about twice my age.

This is the lie.

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27-09-2012, 04:39 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(27-09-2012 04:07 PM)frankiej Wrote:  1. I once co-wrote a death metal parody song called Manifesto for Malesto part I: The Apocalypse is Coming out of my Asshole.

2. I have had sex with a women about twice my age.

3. When I was 7 I told my gran to go fuck herself when she told me to not take the lord's name in vain after I said "oh my god".

1. Sounds like something you would do, but 2 and 3 sound like something you did do.

So I shall go with #1 being the lie.

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27-09-2012, 04:39 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(27-09-2012 04:09 PM)kim Wrote:  
(27-09-2012 04:07 PM)frankiej Wrote:  2. I have had sex with a women about twice my age.

This is the lie.

Heh, nope. I was in a bar here in Brought Ferry about 6 months ago and it just so happened to be cougar o'clock. Tongue I think she was about 40... I can't be certain... I was kind of drunk.


Erx is wrong aswell... 3 was the lie. I'd never swear at my gran. Tongue

The parody band was called Inferno Fuck Wound.

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