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28-09-2012, 05:33 AM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(28-09-2012 03:24 AM)Leela Wrote:  Anjele, I don't like your mom

Me either.

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28-09-2012, 06:42 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
1. I walked out of a pizza parlor carrying a table with 2 full pitchers of beer on it because they turned down the jukebox after I put $2 worth of quarters in, put the table on the roof of my car and had my buddy hold the pitchers and my other buddy hold the table to the roof of the car and drove home to finish our beer.

2. I stole a coffee mug from a cop's desk after being arrested for stealing a table from a pizza parlor 'cause I wanted a memento.

3. I cheated on my exams at University.

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28-09-2012, 06:53 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(28-09-2012 06:42 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  1. I walked out of a pizza parlor carrying a table with 2 full pitchers of beer on it because they turned down the jukebox after I put $2 worth of quarters in, put the table on the roof of my car and had my buddy hold the pitchers and my other buddy hold the table to the roof of the car and drove home to finish our beer.

2. I stole a coffee mug from a cop's desk after being arrested for stealing a table from a pizza parlor 'cause I wanted a memento.

3. I cheated on my exams at University.

Well, if 1 is a lie, then 2 is a lie as well, so it can't be 1. I am going to go with 2. I am going to say that it would be much more difficult to steal from the cops while arrested, and 3 I would guess is pretty common, so statistically a very distinct possibility, or maybe probability.

You didn't steal that mug, you GirlyMan!

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28-09-2012, 06:59 PM
Two Truths, One Lie
(28-09-2012 06:53 PM)Dark Light Wrote:  
(28-09-2012 06:42 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  1. I walked out of a pizza parlor carrying a table with 2 full pitchers of beer on it because they turned down the jukebox after I put $2 worth of quarters in, put the table on the roof of my car and had my buddy hold the pitchers and my other buddy hold the table to the roof of the car and drove home to finish our beer.

2. I stole a coffee mug from a cop's desk after being arrested for stealing a table from a pizza parlor 'cause I wanted a memento.

3. I cheated on my exams at University.

Well, if 1 is a lie, then 2 is a lie as well, so it can't be 1. I am going to go with 2. I am going to say that it would be much more difficult to steal from the cops while arrested, and 3 I would guess is pretty common, so statistically a very distinct possibility, or maybe probability.

You didn't steal that mug, you GirlyMan!

I'm with you on why 1 and 2 can't both be lies, but I think I have to go with 3. Once Girly goes on a rampage, he's not going to stop. So being stopped for the table and beers he had to have the mug for satisfaction.

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28-09-2012, 07:04 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(28-09-2012 03:24 AM)Leela Wrote:  Anjele, I don't like your mom




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28-09-2012, 07:39 PM (This post was last modified: 28-09-2012 08:07 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(28-09-2012 06:53 PM)Dark Light Wrote:  
(28-09-2012 06:42 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  1. I walked out of a pizza parlor carrying a table with 2 full pitchers of beer on it because they turned down the jukebox after I put $2 worth of quarters in, put the table on the roof of my car and had my buddy hold the pitchers and my other buddy hold the table to the roof of the car and drove home to finish our beer.

2. I stole a coffee mug from a cop's desk after being arrested for stealing a table from a pizza parlor 'cause I wanted a memento.

3. I cheated on my exams at University.

Well, if 1 is a lie, then 2 is a lie as well, so it can't be 1. I am going to go with 2. I am going to say that it would be much more difficult to steal from the cops while arrested, and 3 I would guess is pretty common, so statistically a very distinct possibility, or maybe probability.

You didn't steal that mug, you GirlyMan!

Got it on my desk at work now more than 30 years later, Dark. Stupid fuckin' cop, losing his coffee mug to some 17 yo punkass kid wearing an Army jacket with bigass pockets. Evil_monster

Girly don't fuckin' cheat. Never needed to. Tongue

And whenever tempted, it was immediately obvious to me that I'd just be cheating myself.

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28-09-2012, 07:43 PM (This post was last modified: 28-09-2012 08:08 PM by cheapthrillseaker.)
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(28-09-2012 06:42 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  1. I walked out of a pizza parlor carrying a table with 2 full pitchers of beer on it because they turned down the jukebox after I put $2 worth of quarters in, put the table on the roof of my car and had my buddy hold the pitchers and my other buddy hold the table to the roof of the car and drove home to finish our beer.

2. I stole a coffee mug from a cop's desk after being arrested for stealing a table from a pizza parlor 'cause I wanted a memento.

3. I cheated on my exams at University.

I'd say the first one. Just because the other two fit the bill better for your personality.

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28-09-2012, 08:03 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
(28-09-2012 06:59 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  I'm with you on why 1 and 2 can't both be lies, but I think I have to go with 3. Once Girly goes on a rampage, he's not going to stop. So being stopped for the table and beers he had to have the mug for satisfaction.

No, that's not right. Satisfaction had nothing to do with it. Just wanted a keepsake. Big Grin

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28-09-2012, 09:27 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
Well, this thread was fun to read. Now, who wants to play truth or dare? Evil_monster Big Grin
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28-09-2012, 10:03 PM
RE: Two Truths, One Lie
1 crazy

2 hates pants

3 alone

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