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13-04-2015, 05:46 PM
RE: Two truths and a lie
Damn that was to easy Big Grin

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13-04-2015, 06:03 PM (This post was last modified: 13-04-2015 06:08 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: Two truths and a lie
(13-04-2015 05:41 PM)Alex K Wrote:  1. I've lived in 11 different apartments/houses during the past 12 years

True - You're German. You resent that your natural expansionist instincts are limited to little concrete tents inside some arbitrary political concrete jungle.

(13-04-2015 05:41 PM)Alex K Wrote:  2. I've intubated someone despite not being a medical doctor

True - what proper German hasn't intubated themselves at one time or another.

(13-04-2015 05:41 PM)Alex K Wrote:  3. I can sing songs backwards upon hearing them once

Lie - Now that's just fucking hilarious. Everybody knows Germans can't sing.

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13-04-2015, 06:29 PM
RE: Two truths and a lie
1. I took college courses at sixteen.

2. I'm fluent in Japanese.

3. I've lived in the same house my entire life.

Popcorn I put more thought into fiction than theists put into reality.
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13-04-2015, 07:27 PM (This post was last modified: 13-04-2015 07:39 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: Two truths and a lie
(13-04-2015 06:29 PM)CleverUsername Wrote:  1. I took college courses at sixteen.

True - who didn't?

(13-04-2015 06:29 PM)CleverUsername Wrote:  3. I've lived in the same house my entire life.

True - of course you have. Who else would house your sorry ass?

(13-04-2015 06:29 PM)CleverUsername Wrote:  2. I'm fluent in Japanese.

Lie - you're fluent in slant-eye whore speak at best.




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13-04-2015, 07:52 PM
RE: Two truths and a lie
(13-04-2015 04:28 PM)cactus Wrote:  You were never a drug dealer.

(13-04-2015 04:23 PM)Drunkin Druid Wrote:  You bowing four strikes in a row?
Nope. Church choir was the lie.

Nope. I don't play the drums. I play guitar...
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13-04-2015, 08:24 PM
RE: Two truths and a lie
oops, guess I was supposed to play.

1) I'm fat.
2) I'm drunk.
3) I'm stupid.
4) Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.




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14-04-2015, 05:34 AM
RE: Two truths and a lie
(13-04-2015 08:24 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  1) I'm fat.
2) I'm drunk.
3) I'm stupid.

I actually don't know if you drink or not, so I'll just go with you're not stupid.


1) I speak Spanish.
2) I know Tae Kwon Do.
3) I can hang and mud dry wall.
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14-04-2015, 07:03 AM
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(13-04-2015 04:58 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  
(13-04-2015 04:46 PM)Grasshopper Wrote:  1. I bicycled from Estes Park, Colorado to Lake Geneva, Wisconsin in 2 weeks, and also once rode 162 very hilly miles in a single day.

2. I beat a Grandmaster in chess, but have never been rated higher than Class B.

3. I was a straight-A student, and a valedictorian at one of the schools I went to, but never finished college.

You're a Class C.

1. I once performed a faith healing surgery, though no one knew beforehand it was fake.

2. I still have partial amnesia.

3. I have hypnotized many people.

I'm Class C now (do you know me?), but have been Class B, so that part is true. But I have never beaten a Grandmaster. Grandmasters are really, really good. The only times I've ever had a chance to even play a Grandmaster is when they give simultaneous exhibitions (where they play a whole bunch of people at the same time), and I still lost.
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14-04-2015, 04:47 PM
RE: Two truths and a lie
(13-04-2015 07:27 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Lie - you're fluent in slant-eye whore speak at best.




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14-04-2015, 05:35 PM
RE: Two truths and a lie
(14-04-2015 05:34 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  
(13-04-2015 08:24 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  1) I'm fat.
2) I'm drunk.
3) I'm stupid.

I actually don't know if you drink or not, so I'll just go with you're not stupid.


1) I speak Spanish.
2) I know Tae Kwon Do.
3) I can hang and mud dry wall.

With shows like Dora the Explorer, everybody knows Spanish. Or Espanol as we like to call it.

Everyone knows martial arts. Put fists at hips, thrust fists forward alternatively making sexual noises. Bam, you now know karate.

Thus it means 3 is the lie.


1) Mac n Cheese
2) Pie
3) Cake

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