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14-04-2015, 11:46 PM
RE: Two truths and a lie
Oh dis gon be gud.

1. I witnessed a F111 break the sound barrier close up and paid for it by suffering partial, temporary hearing difficulties.

2. I once set my own shirt ablaze while cooking on a barbeque.

3. I once broke my arm by getting up from a chair.

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14-04-2015, 11:53 PM
RE: Two truths and a lie
(14-04-2015 11:46 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  Oh dis gon be gud.

1. I witnessed a F111 break the sound barrier close up and paid for it by suffering partial, temporary hearing difficulties.

2. I once set my own shirt ablaze while cooking on a barbeque.

3. I once broke my arm by getting up from a chair.

1 is the lie Tongue 2 and 3 are way too believable Big Grin

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14-04-2015, 11:58 PM
RE: Two truths and a lie
1. I've done copious amounts of mushrooms on a cruise ship that Jim Carey was on.
2. I own a rare Lamborghini that I'm restoring myself.
3. Sometimes when I fart it smells like doritos.

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15-04-2015, 12:02 AM
RE: Two truths and a lie
(14-04-2015 11:53 PM)morondog Wrote:  
(14-04-2015 11:46 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  Oh dis gon be gud.

1. I witnessed a F111 break the sound barrier close up and paid for it by suffering partial, temporary hearing difficulties.

2. I once set my own shirt ablaze while cooking on a barbeque.

3. I once broke my arm by getting up from a chair.

1 is the lie Tongue 2 and 3 are way too believable Big Grin

Tongue
Valiant effort, sir, but alas 'tis 2 which is the lie.
1 occurred many moons ago at an air force-held airshow. The ran out of ear plugs before the F111's demonstration. Hands are not an effective defence against that sort of bang, especially not 50-75 meters away.

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15-04-2015, 12:44 AM
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(14-04-2015 11:58 PM)Logisch Wrote:  1. I've done copious amounts of mushrooms on a cruise ship that Jim Carey was on.
2. I own a rare Lamborghini that I'm restoring myself.
3. Sometimes when I fart it smells like doritos.

Lie = #3. Doritos are noxious but not that noxious.

1. A street in South San Francisco has the name I changed it to.

2. I've hiked to the summit of Mt. Kilimanjaro.

3. I was a licensed pilot 5 years before I learned to drive at age 22.
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15-04-2015, 12:54 AM
RE: Two truths and a lie
(15-04-2015 12:44 AM)Airportkid Wrote:  
(14-04-2015 11:58 PM)Logisch Wrote:  1. I've done copious amounts of mushrooms on a cruise ship that Jim Carey was on.
2. I own a rare Lamborghini that I'm restoring myself.
3. Sometimes when I fart it smells like doritos.

Lie = #3. Doritos are noxious but not that noxious.

1. A street in South San Francisco has the name I changed it to.

2. I've hiked to the summit of Mt. Kilimanjaro.

3. I was a licensed pilot 5 years before I learned to drive at age 22.

#1. Sometimes my farts do smell like doritos. I've never done shrooms nor been on a cruise.

Considering many people have summited kilimanjaro, i'm gonna go with #1.

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15-04-2015, 03:30 AM
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1. I was a straight-A student and the teacher's favorite without ever studying in the first 12 years of school.

2. I'm related to the prime minister of Greece and Maria Callas.

3. I have 23 first cousins.

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15-04-2015, 04:55 AM
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(15-04-2015 03:30 AM)undergroundp Wrote:  1. I was a straight-A student and the teacher's favorite without ever studying in the first 12 years of school.

2. I'm related to the prime minister of Greece and Maria Callas.

3. I have 23 first cousins.

Can I safely guess no. 1?

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15-04-2015, 09:24 AM
RE: Two truths and a lie
(15-04-2015 03:30 AM)undergroundp Wrote:  1. I was a straight-A student and the teacher's favorite without ever studying in the first 12 years of school.

2. I'm related to the prime minister of Greece and Maria Callas.

3. I have 23 first cousins.

3. You have 22 cousins!
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15-04-2015, 10:16 AM (This post was last modified: 15-04-2015 04:58 PM by undergroundp.)
RE: Two truths and a lie
(15-04-2015 04:55 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  Can I safely guess no. 1?

Nope! I generally never studied much, just paying attention in class has always been enough for me.

(15-04-2015 09:24 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  3. You have 22 cousins!

Nah, I've got only 9 Tongue
But yeah, the lie is #3.

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