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15-04-2015, 09:47 PM
RE: Two truths and a lie
(15-04-2015 02:38 PM)Nurse Wrote:  Morondog - after all the ones you've guessed isn't it about time you throw us a bone and give us 2 truths and a lie?

Hah. I'm a sodding terrible liar. I've been trying to come up with something since the beginning of the thread Tongue

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16-04-2015, 03:46 AM
RE: Two truths and a lie
1. I have never voted in my entire life.
2. I have a small piece of stone that my grandfather stole from the great pyramid at Giza when he visited there during WW2.
3. I sometimes hear lions roaring at night near my flat.

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16-04-2015, 05:38 AM
RE: Two truths and a lie
(16-04-2015 03:46 AM)morondog Wrote:  1. I have never voted in my entire life.
2. I have a small piece of stone that my grandfather stole from the great pyramid at Giza when he visited there during WW2.
3. I sometimes hear lions roaring at night near my flat.

Hmmm...

1?

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16-04-2015, 05:50 AM
RE: Two truths and a lie
(16-04-2015 05:38 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  
(16-04-2015 03:46 AM)morondog Wrote:  1. I have never voted in my entire life.
2. I have a small piece of stone that my grandfather stole from the great pyramid at Giza when he visited there during WW2.
3. I sometimes hear lions roaring at night near my flat.

Hmmm...

1?

1 is not a lie...

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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16-04-2015, 06:51 AM
RE: Two truths and a lie
(16-04-2015 05:50 AM)morondog Wrote:  
(16-04-2015 05:38 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  Hmmm...

1?

1 is not a lie...

You don't hear lions at night because you live in a ginormous city.

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16-04-2015, 07:16 AM
RE: Two truths and a lie
(16-04-2015 06:51 AM)Nurse Wrote:  
(16-04-2015 05:50 AM)morondog Wrote:  1 is not a lie...

You don't hear lions at night because you live in a ginormous city.

Does this mean I win? I live down the road from the zoo Tongue

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16-04-2015, 07:31 AM
RE: Two truths and a lie
(16-04-2015 07:16 AM)morondog Wrote:  
(16-04-2015 06:51 AM)Nurse Wrote:  You don't hear lions at night because you live in a ginormous city.

Does this mean I win? I live down the road from the zoo Tongue

Dodgy I was thinking free range like Simba. I didn't consider the possibility of those in captivity.

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16-04-2015, 07:38 AM
RE: Two truths and a lie
(16-04-2015 07:31 AM)Nurse Wrote:  
(16-04-2015 07:16 AM)morondog Wrote:  Does this mean I win? I live down the road from the zoo Tongue

Dodgy I was thinking free range like Simba. I didn't consider the possibility of those in captivity.

Laughat Mwahahahaha, exactly as I planned Evil_monster

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16-04-2015, 09:42 AM
RE: Two truths and a lie
(16-04-2015 07:38 AM)morondog Wrote:  
(16-04-2015 07:31 AM)Nurse Wrote:  Dodgy I was thinking free range like Simba. I didn't consider the possibility of those in captivity.

Laughat Mwahahahaha, exactly as I planned Evil_monster

That was an elaborate lie.

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16-04-2015, 11:48 AM
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Ahah this sounds like fun. Big Grin

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