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24-02-2016, 09:55 PM
RE: Ummmm what?
(24-02-2016 09:52 PM)cactus Wrote:  
(24-02-2016 09:33 PM)Banjo Wrote:  Landover was taken down by angry xians. They basically flooded the site until it crashed. A very bad day.

I've been meaning to join that site.
I still haven't finished reading the wall of text on their terms and conditions page, though. lol
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/faq.php?f...aq#faq_tos

Jesus, insta words. Do they not preach formatting in church?

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24-02-2016, 09:59 PM
RE: Ummmm what?
(24-02-2016 09:52 PM)cactus Wrote:  
(24-02-2016 09:33 PM)Banjo Wrote:  Landover was taken down by angry xians. They basically flooded the site until it crashed. A very bad day.

I've been meaning to join that site.
I still haven't finished reading the wall of text on their terms and conditions page, though. lol
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/faq.php?f...aq#faq_tos

You aren't supposed to read the TAC dude. Just take it on faith.

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24-02-2016, 10:02 PM
RE: Ummmm what?
(24-02-2016 09:55 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  
(24-02-2016 09:52 PM)cactus Wrote:  I've been meaning to join that site.
I still haven't finished reading the wall of text on their terms and conditions page, though. lol
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/faq.php?f...aq#faq_tos

Jesus, insta words. Do they not preach formatting in church?

Loved this bit...
Quote:You, however, agree to speak in God's language, American English.

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24-02-2016, 10:05 PM
RE: Ummmm what?
(24-02-2016 09:59 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  
(24-02-2016 09:52 PM)cactus Wrote:  I've been meaning to join that site.
I still haven't finished reading the wall of text on their terms and conditions page, though. lol
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/faq.php?f...aq#faq_tos

You aren't supposed to read the TAC dude. Just take it on faith.

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This is just from like the first paragraph. I would not accept this at all lol


Edit: Also that last one is pretty much you giving them permission to spy on you.

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24-02-2016, 10:12 PM
RE: Ummmm what?
(24-02-2016 10:05 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  Edit: Also that last one is pretty much you giving them permission to spy on you.

and my neighbors Laugh out load

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24-02-2016, 10:16 PM
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Pretty much if your computer gets fucked by using their website, they are not responsible and the only action you can legally take is prayer.


Edit: Also if you do sue, they get to choose what you wear to court.

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24-02-2016, 10:18 PM
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That's a satire site, right?

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24-02-2016, 10:21 PM
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(24-02-2016 10:18 PM)Fatbaldhobbit Wrote:  That's a satire site, right?

No, it's real. Drinking Beverage

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24-02-2016, 10:21 PM
RE: Ummmm what?
(24-02-2016 10:18 PM)Fatbaldhobbit Wrote:  That's a satire site, right?

Blame Banjo.

He's one of the authors.

True story.

Yes

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24-02-2016, 10:23 PM
RE: Ummmm what?
(24-02-2016 10:18 PM)Fatbaldhobbit Wrote:  That's a satire site, right?

You would think so

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