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01-12-2015, 01:29 PM
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(01-12-2015 11:45 AM)jason_delisle Wrote:  Ok. My butt is on fire now! It is like traveling back in time to a very stupid place in my life. Why did I eat that ghost pepper!

Break a Popsicle in half lengthwise and use it as a suppository.

And don't eat any corn for a few days.

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01-12-2015, 01:32 PM
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(01-12-2015 11:45 AM)jason_delisle Wrote:  Ok. My butt is on fire now! It is like traveling back in time to a very stupid place in my life. Why did I eat that ghost pepper!

"Why did I eat that ghost pepper"

This would be fun etched on someone's tombstone.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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01-12-2015, 01:51 PM
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(01-12-2015 01:32 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(01-12-2015 11:45 AM)jason_delisle Wrote:  Ok. My butt is on fire now! It is like traveling back in time to a very stupid place in my life. Why did I eat that ghost pepper!

"Why did I eat that ghost pepper"

This would be fun etched on someone's tombstone.
Or on the obituary as my last words.
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01-12-2015, 02:42 PM
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(01-12-2015 01:51 PM)jason_delisle Wrote:  
(01-12-2015 01:32 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  "Why did I eat that ghost pepper"

This would be fun etched on someone's tombstone.
Or on the obituary as my last words.


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01-12-2015, 04:49 PM
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(01-12-2015 02:42 PM)jason_delisle Wrote:  
(01-12-2015 01:51 PM)jason_delisle Wrote:  Or on the obituary as my last words.


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That reminds me of this great epitaph.

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And this one too.

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Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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01-12-2015, 06:17 PM
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Ok. It is now time for funny cat pictures!

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01-12-2015, 06:38 PM
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(01-12-2015 04:49 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(01-12-2015 02:42 PM)jason_delisle Wrote:  [Image: 2af875d3b6e03c49087efb0566db89ed.jpg]

That reminds me of this great epitaph.

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And this one too.

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I think my favorite was:
Cast your eyes down as you walk by
For as you are so once was I
As I am soon you shall be
Be prepared to follow me

With the adjacent tombstone reading:
To follow you
Ain't my intent
Until I know
Which way you went

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01-12-2015, 07:11 PM
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This is in Key Weird (aka Key West)

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01-12-2015, 09:02 PM
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If I was to be buried, I'd want my tombstone to read "Why are you crying? I'm the dead one."
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02-12-2015, 06:42 AM
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