Understanding houseofcantor: first lesson
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05-12-2011, 01:12 AM
Understanding houseofcantor: first lesson
I've noticed quite few people criticizing our friend houseofcantor because of his eccentric literary style. It would be such a shame to dumb down this forum when we have such brilliant minds among us. Therefore I suggest we practice our writing, poetic and logic skills with a series of simple sentence and change them Joseph Ducreux style.

We'll start with a simple sentence, located on the first step of Maslow's pyramid. Feel free to add your own sentences and upgrade them to a more suitable level. have fun! Big Grin


I have to poo


scientific version
The nutrients processed by my gastrointestinal tract require urgent purging.

poetic version
Succulent meal, thy taste so swell
Thy taste forever on my mind

The time has come to bid you farewell
My rectum will treat you kind

Flushed away, never to come back
I desire just one more Big Mac

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05-12-2011, 02:06 PM
RE: Understanding houseofcantor: first lesson
Biblical version...

"Look, for it is thy wish, YHWH, my lord an saviour that I shall lay these excrements upon the soil of your creation."

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05-12-2011, 02:34 PM
 
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I like it when people talk like houseofcantor. He makes everyday seem like a giant poem.
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05-12-2011, 02:35 PM
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(05-12-2011 02:34 PM)insidemyownmind Wrote:  I like it when people talk like houseofcantor. He makes everyday seem like a giant poem.

Hi CYTB -
Wink Good to have you back.

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05-12-2011, 03:09 PM
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(05-12-2011 02:06 PM)The_observer Wrote:  Biblical version...

"Look, for it is thy wish, YHWH, my lord an saviour that I shall lay these excrements upon the soil of your creation."

Glad to see you've still got your sense of humour. Everything else alright, bro?


Now, what other version could we have? The philosophical one perhaps? a nihilistic? maybe a "creation science" version?

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05-12-2011, 07:12 PM (This post was last modified: 05-12-2011 07:17 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: Understanding houseofcantor: first lesson
(05-12-2011 03:09 PM)Thammuz Wrote:  Now, what other version could we have? The philosophical one perhaps?

I eat, therefore I poo.

(05-12-2011 03:09 PM)Thammuz Wrote:  a nihilistic?

I feel the need to void my bowels but it doesn't really matter since everything is void so I'll just sit here and shit myself.

secular humanist version: Everyone Poops.

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05-12-2011, 08:38 PM
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One must understand the trine of Gwynnies and the 4 of YHWH and that I practice the witchcraft of Set Theory, but if this is too difficult for you to understand then this unit's sock puppet has done it's work for this is a mystery to know that there is no extant future and I know this because I am a scientific prophet who is only here to share that Gwynnies is love and I must now go and meditate on the picture on my arm and listen to:




It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
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05-12-2011, 09:08 PM
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(05-12-2011 08:38 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  One must understand the trine of Gwynnies and the 4 of YHWH and that I practice the witchcraft of Set Theory, but if this is too difficult for you to understand then this unit's sock puppet has done it's work for this is a mystery to know that there is no extant future and I know this because I am a scientific prophet who is only here to share that Gwynnies is love and I must now go and meditate on the picture on my arm and listen to:




I like this one more. Smile



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05-12-2011, 09:16 PM
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(05-12-2011 09:08 PM)Atheist Wrote:  I like this one more. Smile




This makes me feel better about what I'm doing with my life. Big Grin

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05-12-2011, 10:21 PM
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(05-12-2011 09:16 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  This makes me feel better about what I'm doing with my life. Big Grin

It is rather impressive though. Big Grin

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