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10-04-2017, 09:49 AM
Underwear on backwards
About once a month I get rushed and wind up putting my boxers on backwards. This is not a problem until I have to pee. I fish around looking for the slit in them and it's not there.

Does anyone make boxers that have a pee slit in both the front and rear? That way I wouldn't have this problem anymore. If you know of a brand please post a link here.

Thanks!
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10-04-2017, 09:51 AM
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Why not just hire someone to supervise your dressing in the morning?
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10-04-2017, 09:56 AM
Underwear on backwards
(10-04-2017 09:51 AM)Gawdzilla Wrote:  Why not just hire someone to supervise your dressing in the morning?


What's your rate?
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10-04-2017, 09:59 AM
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(10-04-2017 09:56 AM)KUSA Wrote:  
(10-04-2017 09:51 AM)Gawdzilla Wrote:  Why not just hire someone to supervise your dressing in the morning?


What's your rate?

Lol... Thanks for the laugh this morning. Laugh out load

Boxer briefs brother. Kind of hard to put on backwards and you'll know pretty quickly if you did.

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10-04-2017, 10:00 AM
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So... you're literally too stupid to dress yourself in the morning? Or pee by yourself?

I mean I knew you were mentally challenged but damn dude, you're one dumb piece of shit.
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10-04-2017, 10:05 AM
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(10-04-2017 10:00 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  So... you're literally too stupid to dress yourself in the morning? Or pee by yourself?

I mean I knew you were mentally challenged but damn dude, you're one dumb piece of shit.

Damn 'Muffs, doesn't all that grudgery wear on you?

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10-04-2017, 10:06 AM (This post was last modified: 10-04-2017 02:42 PM by KUSA.)
Underwear on backwards
I noticed that earwax posted here but I don't know what she said as I have her on ignore per her request.
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10-04-2017, 10:08 AM
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(10-04-2017 10:05 AM)Full Circle Wrote:  
(10-04-2017 10:00 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  So... you're literally too stupid to dress yourself in the morning? Or pee by yourself?

I mean I knew you were mentally challenged but damn dude, you're one dumb piece of shit.

Damn 'Muffs, doesn't all that grudgery wear on you?

Nope.
Also, what the fuck are you complaining about, you were just complaining I was being too nice and wondering what happened to me. Which by the way I wasn't, I was being condescending.
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10-04-2017, 10:10 AM
Underwear on backwards
(10-04-2017 09:59 AM)RearViewMirror Wrote:  Boxer briefs brother. Kind of hard to put on backwards and you'll know pretty quickly if you did.

That's what I wear is Boxer briefs. They are easy to put on backwards.

I guess I just need to get in the habit of doing a dry run with the dick before I put my pants on.

How many time do you have to do something before it's a habit, 1000? It'll take me almost three fucking years to get this right.
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10-04-2017, 10:14 AM
RE: Underwear on backwards
(10-04-2017 09:49 AM)KUSA Wrote:  About once a month I get rushed and wind up putting my boxers on backwards. This is not a problem until I have to pee. I fish around looking for the slit in them and it's not there.

Does anyone make boxers that have a pee slit in both the front and rear? That way I wouldn't have this problem anymore. If you know of a brand please post a link here.

Thanks!

You might want to go commando from now on.

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