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29-06-2016, 12:37 PM
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29-06-2016, 12:40 PM
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(29-06-2016 12:37 PM)pablo Wrote:  [Image: Ta3CsQe.jpg]
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Why is that toilet paper hook mounted to a huge slice of turkey?

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29-06-2016, 12:42 PM
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29-06-2016, 01:41 PM
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(29-06-2016 12:07 PM)Grasshopper Wrote:  Over the top is the only correct way. I want to be able to easily see and reach the free end of the roll. I do not want to have to fumble around behind the roll trying to find it and separate it from the wall.

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29-06-2016, 02:22 PM
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Thanks for this thread! I knew I had forgotten something.
I want the lose end in the front dangling so I can reach and rip easily and don't have to sit there, unwiped, and fondling around on the wall side where I cannot see the end at all.

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29-06-2016, 02:45 PM
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I like my after dinner rolls to dispense from the top.
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29-06-2016, 04:52 PM
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Yeah, top-loader here.
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29-06-2016, 06:39 PM
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It's GOTTA come over the top otherwise you can't do the fancy toilet paper origami.....

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29-06-2016, 07:24 PM
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I roll up the end hot dog style, and then poke it back through itself like a klein bottle.
That way when I crumple it up, my poop is not restricted to being collected by a mere single-sided manifold surface. Nay, this configuration enables me to utilize both sides with a single continuous swiping and twisting motion. Now I only have to buy TP half as often!

But wait, that's not the end of my quest for TP optimization; not even close!!! I'm currently developing a new folding pattern based on fractal geometry, which will allow me to utilize a near infinite amount of surface area on a single roll. Once I submit this patent, it will revolutionize the way we wipe. My new endless TP rolls will become a popular heirloom item, passed down from generation to generation.
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29-06-2016, 08:36 PM
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(29-06-2016 07:24 PM)cactus Wrote:  I roll up the end hot dog style, and then poke it back through itself like a klein bottle.
That way when I crumple it up, my poop is not restricted to being collected by a mere single-sided manifold surface. Nay, this configuration enables me to utilize both sides with a single continuous swiping and twisting motion. Now I only have to buy TP half as often!

But wait, that's not the end of my quest for TP optimization; not even close!!! I'm currently developing a new folding pattern based on fractal geometry, which will allow me to utilize a near infinite amount of surface area on a single roll. Once I submit this patent, it will revolutionize the way we wipe. My new endless TP rolls will become a popular heirloom item, passed down from generation to generation.
Please donate to my Kickstarter today.

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