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14-02-2015, 07:01 PM
Utter Nonsense
Notwithstanding anything previous which would inhibit the reality of that which can only exist in a state of non existence, the neighbor's dog will undoubtedly dig up an old bone and then cry foul at the mockery of yesterday's pizza.

I mean, as if things didn't get bad enough already when Stella broke the god damn snake over the inaction of a peanut butter sandwich, but no we just had to clean the cupboards out of 31 bags of that freaking non existent existence.

Afterwards I ate the patio.

But not all was lost in the quagmire of words that nobody ever uttered, for Stella came back in through the out door with the old bone she stole from the cat who killed the dog who had the damn thing in the first place.

The moral of all this? Don't make a mockery of my fucking pizza.

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How can anyone become an atheist when we are all born with no beliefs in the first place? I am an atheist because it is the natural state of being we are all born into.
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14-02-2015, 07:04 PM
RE: Utter Nonsense
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“I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man’s reasoning powers are not above the monkey’s.”~Mark Twain
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14-02-2015, 07:07 PM
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Ahhh, I comprehend the zebra's monkey wrench.

Popcorn I put more thought into fiction than theists put into reality.
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14-02-2015, 07:08 PM
RE: Utter Nonsense
(14-02-2015 07:01 PM)Free Wrote:  Notwithstanding anything previous which would inhibit the reality of that which can only exist in a state of non existence, the neighbor's dog will undoubtedly dig up an old bone and then cry foul at the mockery of yesterday's pizza.

I mean, as if things didn't get bad enough already when Stella broke the god damn snake over the inaction of a peanut butter sandwich, but no we just had to clean the cupboards out of 31 bags of that freaking non existent existence.

Afterwards I ate the patio.

But not all was lost in the quagmire of words that nobody ever uttered, for Stella came back in through the out door with the old bone she stole from the cat who killed the dog who had the damn thing in the first place.

The moral of all this? Don't make a mockery of my fucking pizza.

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14-02-2015, 07:11 PM
RE: Utter Nonsense
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