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15-06-2015, 05:58 AM
Voldemort outranks Bush in Polls (not the Onion - honestly)
Yup.... The Republicants are not doing so well in the polls and are being outranked by Lord Voldemort and the shark from Jaws.....

This could be Hitler's "comeback year"...

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonk...andidates/

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15-06-2015, 08:12 AM
RE: Voldemort outranks Bush in Polls (not the Onion - honestly)
(15-06-2015 05:58 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  Yup.... The Republicants are not doing so well in the polls and are being outranked by Lord Voldemort and the shark from Jaws.....

This could be Hitler's "comeback year"...

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonk...andidates/

Bwahahahahahahaha

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15-06-2015, 04:16 PM
RE: Voldemort outranks Bush in Polls (not the Onion - honestly)
(15-06-2015 05:58 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  Yup.... The Republicants are not doing so well in the polls and are being outranked by Lord Voldemort and the shark from Jaws.....

This could be Hitler's "comeback year"...

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonk...andidates/

Ya know, I'm not at all surprised. I noticed Bernie Sanders is just behind Voldemort....he's kind of a character too. I like Bernie Sanders for some reason though. He reminds me a little bit of stand up comedian, Lewis Black. Just kinda crazy and upset all the time. Tongue

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15-06-2015, 04:32 PM
RE: Voldemort outranks Bush in Polls (not the Onion - honestly)
This is funny until you realize one of these assholes is going to be our next President.

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15-06-2015, 05:35 PM
RE: Voldemort outranks Bush in Polls (not the Onion - honestly)
(15-06-2015 04:32 PM)BnW Wrote:  This is funny until you realize one of these assholes is going to be our next President.

Yeah -- but only if the ( D )'s run Hillary...........


That'd piss off the ( R ) base so much, they'd vote for Goober Bush......

(Goober is George's second cousin, twice removed, semi famous (around truck stops and Cracker Barrel restaurants) for inventing the edible jock strap, and the solar powered dildo..)

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15-06-2015, 05:43 PM
RE: Voldemort outranks Bush in Polls (not the Onion - honestly)
The shark killed way fewer people than Bush.

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15-06-2015, 08:08 PM
RE: Voldemort outranks Bush in Polls (not the Onion - honestly)
(15-06-2015 05:43 PM)Minimalist Wrote:  The shark killed way fewer people than Bush.

And had far more personality....................


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15-06-2015, 09:02 PM
RE: Voldemort outranks Bush in Polls (not the Onion - honestly)
I mean this is funny, but isn't it also a kind of sad message that something needs to change.
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15-06-2015, 10:22 PM
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I had no idea people hated Trump so much.

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16-06-2015, 01:50 AM
RE: Voldemort outranks Bush in Polls (not the Onion - honestly)
(15-06-2015 10:22 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  I had no idea people hated Trump so much.

When you hear his life story you wonder how the fuck he is not in prison for all the shit he has done.

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