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30-07-2012, 08:42 PM
WBC: God Doesn't Only Hate Fags
I haven't visited the WBC website (http://www.godhatesfags.com) before but I perused it today and found many gems of note. For example they have many sister websites on other things that God hates, and some miscellaneous:

GodHatesIslam.com
GodHatesTheMedia.com
GodHatesTheWorld.com
JewsKilledJesus.com
PriestsRapeBoys.com

They also post these factoids:

6547 - soldiers that God has killed in Iraq and Afghanistan.
48,544 - pickets conducted by WBC.
872 - cities that have been visited by WBC.
1101 - weeks that WBC has held daily pickets on the mean streets of doomed america.
670 - people whom God has cast into hell since you loaded this page.
218,400,000+ - gallons of oil that God poured in the Gulf.
$15.88 trillion+ - national debt of doomed america.
8 - people that God saved in the flood.
16,000,000,000 - people that God killed in the flood.
144,000 - Jews that will be saved in these last days.
0 - nanoseconds of sleep that WBC members lose over your opinions and feeeeellllliiiiiings.

I don't like what these people teach/preach but I do like their rage.
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30-07-2012, 08:46 PM
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Those are some of the people that make me wish there was something in the afterlife for a few moments--just so they could see "oh crap, we were wrong!" and then go into nothingness.
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30-07-2012, 09:02 PM (This post was last modified: 30-07-2012 09:10 PM by GirlyMan.)
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(30-07-2012 08:46 PM)elemts Wrote:  Those are some of the people that make me wish there was something in the afterlife for a few moments--just so they could see "oh crap, we were wrong!" and then go into nothingness.

In my experience, they realize it in the last few moments of their life and then die in panic. Girly ain't down with dying in panic.

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Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
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30-07-2012, 10:15 PM
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Yet another thread about fags.

If god hates fags so much why doesn't she just stop smoking?

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30-07-2012, 10:37 PM
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It's weird how many things God created that he doesn't like. Doesn't sound very Omnipotent or Omniscient to me. When God decided to create "fags", he said... "Man I can't stand these fags; that I just created, but im gonna make em anyway (Because im the fucking man and I can do that shit!) and the WBC is gonna have my back. It's gonna be grand"... "You know what, im gonna make politicians and Atheists too! These Atheists will say they don't believe in me or my bro Lucifer but they are fucking lying! They are devil worshipers!".

^^Actual quotes from God.

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30-07-2012, 11:01 PM
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He's digging his own grave. Big Grin

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30-07-2012, 11:24 PM
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God doesn't hate fags... he loves fags...
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31-07-2012, 02:30 AM
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(30-07-2012 11:24 PM)kim Wrote:  God doesn't hate fags... he loves fags...

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He even tried to put them through the eye of a needle.
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31-07-2012, 08:50 AM
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(30-07-2012 08:42 PM)Jeff Wrote:  I haven't visited the WBC website (http://www.godhatesfags.com) before but I perused it today and found many gems of note. For example they have many sister websites on other things that God hates, and some miscellaneous:

GodHatesIslam.com
GodHatesTheMedia.com
GodHatesTheWorld.com
JewsKilledJesus.com
PriestsRapeBoys.com

They also post these factoids:

6547 - soldiers that God has killed in Iraq and Afghanistan.
48,544 - pickets conducted by WBC.
872 - cities that have been visited by WBC.
1101 - weeks that WBC has held daily pickets on the mean streets of doomed america.
670 - people whom God has cast into hell since you loaded this page.
218,400,000+ - gallons of oil that God poured in the Gulf.
$15.88 trillion+ - national debt of doomed america.
8 - people that God saved in the flood.
16,000,000,000 - people that God killed in the flood.
144,000 - Jews that will be saved in these last days.
0 - nanoseconds of sleep that WBC members lose over your opinions and feeeeellllliiiiiings.

I don't like what these people teach/preach but I do like their rage.

Okay, I take back I said about them not even trying anymore.

This is Grade-A trolling here. Well done.

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