WWJD if he was asked for fish? Hmmm.......
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05-01-2014, 02:34 AM
WWJD if he was asked for fish? Hmmm.......
Just a quick minor thing posted on Facebook I thought was funny, because you could not possibly get this more wrong than this guy did...

My FB friend posted. (names changed to emoticons to protect the unconsenting)

Einstein shared "Anti-Theists. Pro Active Atheists. Opposing Religious Harm."'s photo.
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Quote:Except for the whole teach a man to fish thing

Einstein
Quote:That's a Chinese proverb... http://wiki.answers.com/.../What_is_the_..._of_the...


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Quote:Oh my Genish!!!! That's so funny...the whole "teach a man to fish" thing. That's so not Jesus. He just gave people fish, for free. He was all like, "You don't have enough fish? Boom!!! More fish for you, and they are totally free...FREEEEEE!!!".

Kingschosen is not a liar!!!!!!(...but his beliefs are "derp")
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05-01-2014, 02:01 PM
Re: WWJD if he was asked for fish? Hmmm.......
So Jesus is Oprah... More reason for foxnews to hate him.

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05-01-2014, 02:12 PM
RE: WWJD if he was asked for fish? Hmmm.......
"YipekayAY, motherf*****" - Jesus in the unabridged version of the Bible

"God is a thought who makes crooked all that is straight." - Nietzsche

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05-01-2014, 02:17 PM
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(05-01-2014 02:12 PM)SpaceMonkey Wrote:  "YipekayAY, motherf*****" - Jesus in the unabridged version of the Bible

Fascinating.
What is a person from England doing using American Western slang ?
"YipekayAY" ?? Consider
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05-01-2014, 02:31 PM
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(05-01-2014 02:17 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  
(05-01-2014 02:12 PM)SpaceMonkey Wrote:  "YipekayAY, motherf*****" - Jesus in the unabridged version of the Bible

Fascinating.
What is a person from England doing using American Western slang ?
"YipekayAY" ?? Consider
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Bucky, it's in the Book of Die Hard, one of the ones left out by the church. Who am I to make linguistic distinctions against our lord and saviour Jesus McClane? Besides, all the pictures I have seen of Jesus have shown him to be a right cowboy Smile

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