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11-10-2015, 01:30 PM
Walk softly and carry a big...
(11-10-2015 01:10 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  It's funny I know someone who owns a sex shop in Texas and she can't sell certain things that can't be used for massage purposes.

People come in asking for a dildo and she must say she can't sell them. She has to call them something else.

Like an internal external massaging device that is for educational purposes only. I don't think she's allowed to even say wand

I need an internal massaging apparatus to help alleviate my internal stress by helping me release.

That sounds so much dirtier than "dildo"

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11-10-2015, 01:36 PM
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(11-10-2015 01:10 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  It's funny I know someone who owns a sex shop in Texas and she can't sell certain things that can't be used for massage purposes.

People come in asking for a dildo and she must say she can't sell them. She has to call them something else.

Like an internal external massaging device that is for educational purposes only. I don't think she's allowed to even say wand
When dildos are outlawed only outlaws will have dildos.....

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11-10-2015, 01:44 PM
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(11-10-2015 01:10 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  It's funny I know someone who owns a sex shop in Texas and she can't sell certain things that can't be used for massage purposes.

People come in asking for a dildo and she must say she can't sell them. She has to call them something else.

Like an internal external massaging device that is for educational purposes only. I don't think she's allowed to even say wand

I thought these dildo laws were overturned by the courts 10 years ago?

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11-10-2015, 01:49 PM
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11-10-2015, 01:52 PM
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(11-10-2015 01:44 PM)Lord Dark Helmet Wrote:  
(11-10-2015 01:10 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  It's funny I know someone who owns a sex shop in Texas and she can't sell certain things that can't be used for massage purposes.

People come in asking for a dildo and she must say she can't sell them. She has to call them something else.

Like an internal external massaging device that is for educational purposes only. I don't think she's allowed to even say wand

I thought these dildo laws were overturned by the courts 10 years ago?

As far as I know, they can now buy them online from outside the state.

But the law pretty sure is still around.


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11-10-2015, 02:10 PM
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11-10-2015, 03:05 PM
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(11-10-2015 01:52 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(11-10-2015 01:44 PM)Lord Dark Helmet Wrote:  I thought these dildo laws were overturned by the courts 10 years ago?

As far as I know, they can now buy them online from outside the state.

But the law pretty sure is still around.

I just looked it up. The law is still in affect in an area consisting of 22 counties, due to one federal appeals court ruling the law unconstitutional, but the other 22 counties are under a different federal appeals court that ruled a similar law in Alabama is legal. So until the cases are heard by the supreme Court, Texas will have different obscenity laws depending what part of the state you're in.

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11-10-2015, 03:30 PM
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(11-10-2015 01:10 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  It's funny I know someone who owns a sex shop in Texas and she can't sell certain things that can't be used for massage purposes.

People come in asking for a dildo and she must say she can't sell them. She has to call them something else.

Like an internal external massaging device that is for educational purposes only. I don't think she's allowed to even say wand

They have 'Condoms To Go' stores here...which surprised me and then worried me because the concept of needing to buy condoms to stay in the store is unnerving. Blink

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11-10-2015, 03:32 PM
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(11-10-2015 03:30 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(11-10-2015 01:10 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  It's funny I know someone who owns a sex shop in Texas and she can't sell certain things that can't be used for massage purposes.

People come in asking for a dildo and she must say she can't sell them. She has to call them something else.

Like an internal external massaging device that is for educational purposes only. I don't think she's allowed to even say wand

They have 'Condoms To Go' stores here...which surprised me and then worried me because the concept of needing to buy condoms to stay in the store is unnerving. Blink

That's probably the only place on the planet where a cashier asking "For here or to go"? counts as a pick-up line......

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11-10-2015, 03:54 PM
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There are sex shops in DFW. There are a two or three named New Fine Arts and there is even one geared for the gay population...for everything said about how conservative Texas is, there are some surprises. Wink

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