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11-10-2015, 06:58 PM
RE: Walk softly and carry a big...
(11-10-2015 03:54 PM)Anjele Wrote:  ... and there is even one geared for the gay population...

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11-10-2015, 07:45 PM (This post was last modified: 11-10-2015 08:15 PM by DLJ.)
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(11-10-2015 03:54 PM)Anjele Wrote:  There are sex shops in DFW.
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Please let that be Dildos For Wankers ... did I guess right?

Edit: 2nd guess... Don't Fuck With, Texas. Yes

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11-10-2015, 09:04 PM
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(11-10-2015 10:29 AM)Alla Wrote:  Ah, gun free zones, soft targets. Those are magnets for people who want to kill.

Your Jebus sure does a good job protecting his children in your world I see.

Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein God has a plan for us. Please stop screwing it up with your prayers.
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11-10-2015, 10:12 PM
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(11-10-2015 07:45 PM)DLJ Wrote:  
(11-10-2015 03:54 PM)Anjele Wrote:  There are sex shops in DFW.
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Please let that be Dildos For Wankers ... did I guess right?

Edit: 2nd guess... Don't Fuck With, Texas. Yes

Dallas, Fort Worth? Consider

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12-10-2015, 05:50 AM
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(11-10-2015 10:12 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(11-10-2015 07:45 PM)DLJ Wrote:  Please let that be Dildos For Wankers ... did I guess right?

Edit: 2nd guess... Don't Fuck With, Texas. Yes

Dallas, Fort Worth? Consider

Dildoes For the Win?

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12-10-2015, 06:27 AM
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(11-10-2015 01:10 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  It's funny I know someone who owns a sex shop in Texas and she can't sell certain things that can't be used for massage purposes.

People come in asking for a dildo and she must say she can't sell them. She has to call them something else.

Like an internal external massaging device that is for educational purposes only. I don't think she's allowed to even say wand

Easy. Package them up with a couple of cable ties and a toothbrush and sell them as electric toothbrushes.

And while she's at it, she can sell genuine electric toothbrushes with a book filled with diagrams on how not to use it. For example do not gently apply the rotating head underneath the scrotum for while this may lead to a brilliant smile won't lead to a fresh breath and protection against cavities.
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12-10-2015, 08:18 AM
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(12-10-2015 05:50 AM)Chas Wrote:  
(11-10-2015 10:12 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  Dallas, Fort Worth? Consider

Dildoes For the Win?


Careful, showing your age there old man. 'For The Win' is already abbreviated 'FTW'. Tongue

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12-10-2015, 10:02 AM
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(12-10-2015 08:18 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(12-10-2015 05:50 AM)Chas Wrote:  Dildoes For the Win?


Careful, showing your age there old man. 'For The Win' is already abbreviated 'FTW'. Tongue

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