Wanna be penpals with Miss Victoria?
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20-12-2012, 07:37 PM
RE: Wanna be penpals with Miss Victoria?
Wait ... Consider ... I've seen this one before. ... Consider ... where the fuck was that? ... Consider ... ah, now I remember.

Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply diving and everlasting, I would love to be your knight in shining armor. If you want to talk to a good friend, honest, sweet and tender, you can do with me at any moment, I am a good person, kind, loyal and sincere. My friendship that I offer you is clean and transparent. I congratulate to you, because you are very beautiful, your beauty, your charming figure, your pleasant and angelical smile, your personality, your happiness, your charm, your kindness, your beautiful eyes, your lips soft and exquisite, delicate your hands, your legs precious Your beautiful, spectacular and divine body, you have all these qualities and more, you are a wonderful and perfect woman, your gaze is tender and sweet, penetrating my soul. The beauty of a rose has no comparison with the sweetness of your face and the beauty of your heart. I am of the people, I like to have a good relationship with all my friends.

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20-12-2012, 11:08 PM
RE: Wanna be penpals with Miss Victoria?
(20-12-2012 03:49 PM)cufflink Wrote:  This arrived in my inbox today, from one Victoria Anderson aka Miss Victoria:

Miss Victoria Wrote:Hello my dear how are you today ? hope is well with you ?. I am Miss Victoria by name, I came across your contact when i was searching for good and honesty friend, a friend who truly use to understand his or her friend and share their feelings together and be honest partner to each other but to build such real love is our challenges in life because mostly we love our selves and not others and Untrust our selves before other, if not this there will be real love which i am looking for and i I believe that you understand life more than i do that staying out of sight does not mean out of mind or feelings and remember distance, Age,Race, and Religion can never be a barrier but let love connect us as it is a bridge that connected far distance to be-closer to each other for feature hope and i will be expecting your mail response in my mail box today after reading this mail now which i will get back to you with my picture as soon as i receive your mail and every of my information which you deserve to know will be giving to you for us to step forward to see each other face to face Ok. thanks and have a nice day.
Yours new friend,
Miss.Victoria.

I was expecting something about a deceased Nigerian cabinet minister and $5,000,000 in cash, of which I would get a significant percentage if only I provided my back account number and password to facilitate the deposit . . . but curiously, there was no talk of money--at least not in this first communication.

Sadly, I don't have time to respond to Miss Victoria, but if anyone here would like to write to her--and perhaps help her with her English composition--PM me and I'll send you her contact info. Big Grin


Well, has she got big boobs? Tongue
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20-12-2012, 11:44 PM
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I like to mess with the "dead African diplomat" wives. I usually say I feel so bad, and want to help. I just need (insert blank ridiculous request), and I will send them all the money they want. They get pissed. Big Grin

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21-12-2012, 06:49 PM (This post was last modified: 21-12-2012 07:00 PM by Janus.)
RE: Wanna be penpals with Miss Victoria?
(20-12-2012 11:44 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  I like to mess with the "dead African diplomat" wives. I usually say I feel so bad, and want to help. I just need (insert blank ridiculous request), and I will send them all the money they want. They get pissed. Big Grin


OK, so this is the request you can put before her: you want to see her demonstrating her love of life IRL on a well-lit webcam, and when set up you post a link here for us to watch her stream (yes, double entendre intended if applicable) too, to see how far she is prepared to go to get you in the right mood... Tongue

Oh, and don't forget to set up something to record the video!
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