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25-09-2015, 02:20 PM
RE: Want to take a ride on the demented train?
KC, are you on crystal meth?

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25-09-2015, 02:21 PM
RE: Want to take a ride on the demented train?
(25-09-2015 02:08 PM)purpledaisies Wrote:  Really wanna have fun, go to a nursing home and lace the tp with icy hot. Tongue

That is completely fucked up.

We're talking about doing things consensually to ourselves -- or maybe a loved one but not with malice.

Not some random person(s) in a nursing home.


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25-09-2015, 02:23 PM
RE: Want to take a ride on the demented train?
(25-09-2015 02:21 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(25-09-2015 02:08 PM)purpledaisies Wrote:  Really wanna have fun, go to a nursing home and lace the tp with icy hot. Tongue

That is completely fucked up.

We're talking about doing things consensually to ourselves -- or maybe a loved one but not with malice.

Not some random person(s) in a nursing home.

Im sorry I'm not really going to do it. I apologize.
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25-09-2015, 03:00 PM
RE: Want to take a ride on the demented train?
I read the thread title and thought it would be an explanation of Calvinism. Drinking Beverage

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25-09-2015, 03:13 PM
RE: Want to take a ride on the demented train?
(25-09-2015 03:00 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  I read the thread title and thought it would be an explanation of Calvinism. Drinking Beverage

Isn't it?

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25-09-2015, 03:28 PM
RE: Want to take a ride on the demented train?
Ivarest (poison ivy cream) on the nutsack (thanks, George). It's like levitating.

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25-09-2015, 03:37 PM
RE: Want to take a ride on the demented train?
(25-09-2015 02:20 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  KC, are you on crystal meth?

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25-09-2015, 04:22 PM (This post was last modified: 25-09-2015 04:43 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: Want to take a ride on the demented train?
(25-09-2015 08:07 AM)kingschosen Wrote:  For all you daredevils out there, try this.

Take a poop. Wipe. When you're finished wiping, take a new piece of TP and squirt hand sanitizer on it. Wipe with that and see how long you can go without wiping it off. It's an experience you'll never forget.

Pfffft. That ain't nothing. I been rubbing 140 proof testosterone gel on my balls daily for a decade. (Might've even stuck some up my ass just because the absorption is even better in the rectum. Blush )

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26-09-2015, 12:37 AM
RE: Want to take a ride on the demented train?
(25-09-2015 08:53 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(25-09-2015 08:07 AM)kingschosen Wrote:  ...
take a new piece of TP
...

Y'all still use toilet paper?

Shocking

How primitive!

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26-09-2015, 12:38 AM
RE: Want to take a ride on the demented train?
(25-09-2015 03:00 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  I read the thread title and thought it would be an explanation of Calvinism. Drinking Beverage

Wait...it's not?Shocking

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