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25-12-2013, 10:46 PM
RE: War on christmas
What war? You mean the constitution? You mean the fucking nation isn't made up entirely of Christians? You mean there is more important things in this world than a certain religion? Oh woe is fucking me.

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Bury me with my guns on, so when I'm cast out of the sky, I can shoot the devil right between the eyes.
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25-12-2013, 11:03 PM
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(25-12-2013 10:46 PM)Question Wrote:  What war? You mean the constitution? You mean the fucking nation isn't made up entirely of Christians? You mean there is more important things in this world than a certain religion? Oh woe is fucking me.

You obviously don't watch enough Fox News. Rolleyes

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26-12-2013, 01:55 AM
RE: War on christmas
(25-12-2013 11:03 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  
(25-12-2013 10:46 PM)Question Wrote:  What war? You mean the constitution? You mean the fucking nation isn't made up entirely of Christians? You mean there is more important things in this world than a certain religion? Oh woe is fucking me.

You obviously don't watch enough Fox News. Rolleyes

I find I remain of average intelligence by not watching them.

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26-12-2013, 07:38 AM
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Once again, the War on Christmas has vanquished its foes. We can only hope Christmas does not return again.

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26-12-2013, 09:34 AM
RE: War on christmas
Is there really anyone who's super angry about Christmas time? This is a made up war, there are only soldiers on one side, they're fighting an imaginary enemy.

Nobody cares what holiday you do or don't celebrate.
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26-12-2013, 09:36 AM
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Well.....when bell ringers are getting punched in the face and lectured about saying happy holidays I'd say there is a war, the protagonists are just not who they say they are.
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26-12-2013, 09:38 AM
RE: War on christmas
Good point.
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26-12-2013, 11:10 AM
RE: War on christmas
The war is over. I won. Christmas is coming to my house to surrender at 5pm today.

From now on, the world will be required to commemorate the event with a laying-down of tinsel ceremony, followed by turkey-bone soup and dried-out dressing.

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26-12-2013, 11:22 AM
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(26-12-2013 01:55 AM)Question Wrote:  
(25-12-2013 11:03 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  You obviously don't watch enough Fox News. Rolleyes

I find I remain of average intelligence by not watching them.

Yabbut - watching Jon Stuart making fun of them is great!

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26-12-2013, 11:55 AM
RE: War on christmas
Not only do I object to "Christmas" because it has "Christ" in it,
I also object to "happy holidays" because holiday is derived from "holy day"
which refers to religion. So I suggest "happydays" instead of "holidays".
Happy happydays everyone!

Now watch Bill O'Reilly's head explode
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