Was Jesus a fish?
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08-11-2016, 12:19 PM
RE: Was Jesus a fish?
(08-11-2016 11:37 AM)Impulse Wrote:  
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Do you think that one of the world's most popular religious brands might have started out as a clever kid nailing a fish to a tiny cross as a joke sacrifice at Passover?

Hmm, let me mullet over...
...whale, if you're just squidding, let minnow, but I suppose, given that Jesus is supposed to be cod, any fin is possible.

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And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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08-11-2016, 12:42 PM
RE: Was Jesus a fish?
No pollock jokes.

Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

--Jake the Dog, Adventure Time

Alouette, je te plumerai.
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08-11-2016, 01:40 PM
RE: Was Jesus a fish?
I like what W C Fields said about fish.

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Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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08-11-2016, 02:56 PM
RE: Was Jesus a fish?
I'm googled merman Jesus and was not disappointed Wink


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08-11-2016, 03:56 PM
RE: Was Jesus a fish?
(08-11-2016 12:42 PM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  No pollock jokes.
Yeah, that could be orcaward.

I am not accountable to any God. I am accountable to myself - and not because I think I am God as some theists would try to assert - but because, no matter what actions I take, thoughts I think, or words I utter, I have to be able to live with myself.
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08-11-2016, 04:54 PM
RE: Was Jesus a fish?
I had a teacher who said early Christians would mark the first half of the fish symbol in the ground and the other would mark the second to make the "fish" icon to know they could trust each other, back then they would get persecuted.

Or maybe Jesus just liked using them as surfboards? Yeah, that's gotta be it.

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