We'd better say "no false gods", than "no gods"
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06-10-2016, 11:27 AM
RE: We'd better say "no false gods", than "no gods"
Borgy wants to worship whoever will promise him the most? Well shucks. What do you want? Worship me and I promise you whatever you want in the afterlife.

I am the True Goddess. All it takes is a little faith.
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06-10-2016, 11:29 AM
RE: We'd better say "no false gods", than "no gods"
(06-10-2016 11:18 AM)theBorg Wrote:  I mean, my Godman saves from the hell....

No, that's just a belief -- And a foolish belief, at that. This is why:

In Christian mythology, hell was supposedly created by your god. Do you really think you can trust a god that would deliberately create such a place as hell? I would not trust it. It is exceedingly unwise to give the benefit of a doubt to a being that would torture anyone for eternity, as it might just ignore your profession of faith and burn you anyway for the fun of it.
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06-10-2016, 11:36 AM
RE: We'd better say "no false gods", than "no gods"
(06-10-2016 11:27 AM)Jesster Wrote:  Borgy wants to worship whoever will promise him the most? Well shucks. What do you want? Worship me and I promise you whatever you want in the afterlife.

I am the True Goddess. All it takes is a little faith.

Can't we just have free porn and cookies instead? Laugh out load
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06-10-2016, 11:41 AM
RE: We'd better say "no false gods", than "no gods"
MMM, porncookies. My favorite
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06-10-2016, 11:41 AM
RE: We'd better say "no false gods", than "no gods"
(06-10-2016 11:29 AM)Astreja Wrote:  
(06-10-2016 11:18 AM)theBorg Wrote:  I mean, my Godman saves from the hell....

No, that's just a belief -- And a foolish belief, at that. This is why:

In Christian mythology, hell was supposedly created by your god. Do you really think you can trust a god that would deliberately create such a place as hell? I would not trust it. It is exceedingly unwise to give the benefit of a doubt to a being that would torture anyone for eternity, as it might just ignore your profession of faith and burn you anyway for the fun of it.

This is poor Borgy while reading your post.

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06-10-2016, 11:42 AM
RE: We'd better say "no false gods", than "no gods"
The True Goddess approves of these "porncookies".
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06-10-2016, 11:43 AM
RE: We'd better say "no false gods", than "no gods"
(06-10-2016 11:42 AM)Jesster Wrote:  The True Goddess approves of these "porncookies".

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06-10-2016, 11:46 AM
RE: We'd better say "no false gods", than "no gods"
(06-10-2016 09:17 AM)Astreja Wrote:  
(06-10-2016 08:03 AM)theBorg Wrote:  So, we need to eat and drink the Godman Jesus...

Ah. You're a cannibal, then?
The True God's opinion is the reality, the law, and the Truth. Therefore, we can eat and drink His Son Jesus. It is not the sin. We can not eat our parents, friends, etc. Because it is sin.
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06-10-2016, 11:52 AM
RE: We'd better say "no false gods", than "no gods"
(06-10-2016 11:46 AM)theBorg Wrote:  
(06-10-2016 09:17 AM)Astreja Wrote:  Ah. You're a cannibal, then?
The True God's opinion is the reality, the law, and the Truth. Therefore, we can eat and drink His Son Jesus. It is not the sin. We can not eat our parents, friends, etc. Because it is sin.

What is the specific bible reference that explicitly forbids it?

Gods derive their power from post-hoc rationalizations. -The Inquisition

Using the supernatural to explain events in your life is a failure of the intellect to comprehend the world around you. -The Inquisition
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06-10-2016, 11:54 AM
RE: We'd better say "no false gods", than "no gods"
(06-10-2016 11:18 AM)theBorg Wrote:  
(06-10-2016 11:11 AM)jennybee Wrote:  Well, if you want the true God, I suggest you start believing in the gods of Hinduism since that is the world's oldest documented religion. ...........
What the other gods could do for my advantage? What the other gods can do for us?
I mean, my Godman saves from the hell. But what the Buddha does?

Yeah, but Plumbus prevents us from Fleebs from taking over the universe. I mean all the fleeb juice would just be wasted if it wasn't for the Plumbus.

What other device could takes advantage of a Schlami caressing fingers and spit?

Cant think of one? Well that just proves my point. Name me one device that has as man uses as a Plumbus and I'll eat my Shene.

Name one thing that your godman can do that the Plumbus hasn't already done or done better. Not one thing.

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