We'd better say "no false gods", than "no gods"
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13-10-2016, 11:14 PM
RE: We'd better say "no false gods", than "no gods"
(13-10-2016 10:46 PM)RocketSurgeon76 Wrote:  
(13-10-2016 03:27 PM)Deesse23 Wrote:  A fucking antisemite too? Fuck you, now i have to take a shower, just for checking this thread.

On a scale of 1 to 10, just how completely NOT surprised were you to discover he's antisemitic?





"...eleven, eleven, eleven..."

Eleven.

It always starts off in a similar, predictable pattern. Christian identifies Jew and immediately notifies Jesus that he'll finally be accepting the special assignment that was issued to him four years prior in Pastor Field's church sermon about bringing Jews into the fold. Central command issues theBorg the necessary clearance to execute his plans to convert a Jew, and promises theBorg a special cookie and metal when he gets to heaven if he's successful in this mission.

Converting Jews is very tricky, and while many Christians try, only a few are actually successful.

theBorg receives mission information from Jesus himself which details that he is to first identify if the Jew is receptive to hearing about salvation. If resistance is met, theBorg may employ flattery as a means of appealing to and currying favor with the Jew. It's important to build a bond and begin discussions about where Christianity and Judaism are similar. This lays the ground work for a successful and comfortable conversion into the Christian community.

If the above tactics fail, then the mission has failed. No other techniques are proven effective and reliable. The targeted Jew is going to hell and should be treated like the satanic messenger that he or she is. Condemn them, insult them, throw Christian rhetoric at them in an effort to hurt their feelings. -And theBorg probably really means it because with a failed mission like this, he won't be getting any special cookie or metal in heaven for his abysmal failure here.

Gotta be smarter than that, theBorg, if you're going to catch this tasty morsel of Jewishness so you can proudly beat your chest and brag about your evangelical prowess. Laugh out load
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13-10-2016, 11:18 PM
RE: We'd better say "no false gods", than "no gods"
(13-10-2016 10:46 PM)RocketSurgeon76 Wrote:  
(13-10-2016 03:27 PM)Deesse23 Wrote:  A fucking antisemite too? Fuck you, now i have to take a shower, just for checking this thread.

On a scale of 1 to 10, just how completely NOT surprised were you to discover he's antisemitic? .........
Your insults because of my fundamental faith is the action against the faith. So, here are the anti-theists. The Judaism is a theism. Thus, the anti-theists are antisemite. Correct? Then who is hypocrite?
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13-10-2016, 11:27 PM
RE: We'd better say "no false gods", than "no gods"
(13-10-2016 11:14 PM)Aliza Wrote:  ....... many Christians try, only a few are actually successful.
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So, even the Jewish nation is not perfect then?
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13-10-2016, 11:36 PM
RE: We'd better say "no false gods", than "no gods"
(13-10-2016 11:27 PM)theBorg Wrote:  
(13-10-2016 11:14 PM)Aliza Wrote:  ....... many Christians try, only a few are actually successful.
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So, even the Jewish nation is not perfect then?
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Obviously not. No nation is perfect.
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13-10-2016, 11:45 PM
RE: We'd better say "no false gods", than "no gods"
(13-10-2016 11:36 PM)Aliza Wrote:  
(13-10-2016 11:27 PM)theBorg Wrote:  So, even the Jewish nation is not perfect then?
Laughat

Obviously not. No nation is perfect.

But the atheists are extremely close to "perfection". After they would debate out the Christianity, there will be active debate with Judaism.
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13-10-2016, 11:52 PM
RE: We'd better say "no false gods", than "no gods"
(13-10-2016 11:45 PM)theBorg Wrote:  
(13-10-2016 11:36 PM)Aliza Wrote:  Obviously not. No nation is perfect.

But the atheists are extremely close to "perfection". After they would debate out the Christianity, there will be active debate with Judaism.

And what do you imagine Jews and Atheists have to debate about?
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13-10-2016, 11:59 PM
RE: We'd better say "no false gods", than "no gods"
(13-10-2016 11:52 PM)Aliza Wrote:  
(13-10-2016 11:45 PM)theBorg Wrote:  But the atheists are extremely close to "perfection". After they would debate out the Christianity, there will be active debate with Judaism.

And what do you imagine Jews and Atheists have to debate about?

"Is there the True God or not?" And then the atheism will win like keeps winning the Hillary Clinton. The non-Christian Jews are only humans. The atheism is much much much stronger than any non-Christian human. Look the parable:



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14-10-2016, 12:07 AM
RE: We'd better say "no false gods", than "no gods"
(13-10-2016 11:59 PM)theBorg Wrote:  
(13-10-2016 11:52 PM)Aliza Wrote:  And what do you imagine Jews and Atheists have to debate about?

"Is there the True God or not?" And then the atheism will win like keeps winning the Hillary Clinton. The non-Christian Jews are only humans. The atheism is much much much stronger than any non-Christian human. Look the parable:




Why would we Jews care if people (any people) believe in our G-d?
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14-10-2016, 12:41 AM
RE: We'd better say "no false gods", than "no gods"
(13-10-2016 11:18 PM)theBorg Wrote:  
(13-10-2016 10:46 PM)RocketSurgeon76 Wrote:  On a scale of 1 to 10, just how completely NOT surprised were you to discover he's antisemitic? .........
Your insults because of my fundamental faith is the action against the faith. So, here are the anti-theists. The Judaism is a theism. Thus, the anti-theists are antisemite. Correct? Then who is hypocrite?
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You said you speak German, my friend, right?

Du mieser kleiner Wichser! Du hast nur den Mut solche Scheisse hier zu schreiben, weil dir für deine Dummheit keiner die Fresse polieren kann. Du bist ein widerlicher kleiner Feigling du mieses Stück antisemitischer Scheisse. Solchen menschlichen Dreck wie dich hatten wir von 70 Jahren zur Genüge. Nimm eine Zeitmaschine und geh zurück wo du hingehörst.

Schäm dich!

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14-10-2016, 12:50 AM
RE: We'd better say "no false gods", than "no gods"
Has Borg said a single intelligent thing the whole time he's been here? Can we ban for stupidity?

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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