We didn't come from monkeys. Boomer Baptist Church
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20-02-2014, 01:23 AM
RE: We didn't come from monkeys. Boomer Baptist Church
I loved the video, watched it twice, a catchy little tune! No talent there, but cute.

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20-02-2014, 02:15 AM
RE: We didn't come from monkeys. Boomer Baptist Church
Hang on a minute - aren't they right? I mean we came from chimps didn't we??? Monkeys are another kind of ape ... am I right?

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20-02-2014, 02:26 AM
RE: We didn't come from monkeys. Boomer Baptist Church
(20-02-2014 02:15 AM)Moodie Wrote:  Hang on a minute - aren't they right? I mean we came from chimps didn't we??? Monkeys are another kind of ape ... am I right?

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We didn't come from chimps. We did come from monkey-like creatures.

For a relatively simple explanation, ... http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QT4Gnt1Ku4Y

"you're a fucking monkey, mate!" -- Charles Darwin.

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20-02-2014, 02:28 AM
RE: We didn't come from monkeys. Boomer Baptist Church
(20-02-2014 02:26 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(20-02-2014 02:15 AM)Moodie Wrote:  Hang on a minute - aren't they right? I mean we came from chimps didn't we??? Monkeys are another kind of ape ... am I right?

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We didn't come from chimps. We did come from monkey-like creatures.

For a relatively simple explanation, ... http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QT4Gnt1Ku4Y

"you're a fucking monkey, mate!" -- Charles Darwin.

Dammit, DLJ beat me to it.

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20-02-2014, 02:47 AM
RE: We didn't come from monkeys. Boomer Baptist Church
Dammit guys, apes are not monkeys.
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20-02-2014, 02:59 AM
RE: We didn't come from monkeys. Boomer Baptist Church
(20-02-2014 12:33 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Loved it.

Christians around the world face-palming "please stop making us look dumb by association."

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This should be our method of attack! We need to create lots of videos as if we're extreme religious zealots. We need to reshape the idea most people have of what a Christian is into something that they cannot identify with.

If you try to convince someone of something then they will immediately be sceptical. If you let them come up with the idea themselves then they will have an immediate preference for it. We can use this to make people think of religion as an organised way of delivering brain bleach.

All we need to do is make enough videos to outnumber the genuine ones. Ours of course will attract more attention.
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23-02-2014, 09:29 AM
RE: We didn't come from monkeys. Boomer Baptist Church
That was too awesome for words! Those little gals came from a man's rib! They get to be silent and go home and ask their husbands where they came from! Then they can make supper!
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23-02-2014, 09:48 AM
RE: We didn't come from monkeys. Boomer Baptist Church
It sounds like they're trying to assure us that THEY specifically didn't 'come from' monkeys. Considering their intelligence, I think they're lying.

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23-02-2014, 10:34 AM
RE: We didn't come from monkeys. Boomer Baptist Church
I'm not that familiar with the term "Baptist", is it Murican for "Full Retard" ?

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23-02-2014, 10:39 AM
RE: We didn't come from monkeys. Boomer Baptist Church
(23-02-2014 10:34 AM)sporehux Wrote:  I'm not that familiar with the term "Baptist", is it Murican for "Full Retard" ?

It is one of the more Evangelical denominations and is based in the deep south, so in other words yes it is Murican for full retard.

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