We got us a new Pope!
Post Reply
 
Thread Rating:
  • 0 Votes - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
13-03-2013, 12:28 PM
We got us a new Pope!
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2013/03/13/car...?hpt=hp_t1

White smoke billowed from the Vatican smokestack.

The new Pontiff should address the world shortly.

"IN THRUST WE TRUST"

"We were conservative Jews and that meant we obeyed God's Commandments until His rules became a royal pain in the ass."

- Joel Chastnoff, The 188th Crybaby Brigade
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
13-03-2013, 12:36 PM
RE: We got us a new Pope!
Yay.

White smoke, eh? 200 cardinals hitting the wacky tobacky?

"Whores perform the same function as priests, but far more thoroughly." - Robert A. Heinlein
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
13-03-2013, 01:14 PM (This post was last modified: 13-03-2013 01:20 PM by Chas.)
RE: We got us a new Pope!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnd......

Cardinal Bergolio of Argentina becomes Pope Francis I.





Whoop-de-fucking-do. Drinking Beverage

Skepticism is not a position; it is an approach to claims.
Science is not a subject, but a method.
[Image: flagstiny%206.gif]
Visit this user's website Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 3 users Like Chas's post
13-03-2013, 01:25 PM
RE: We got us a new Pope!
"Cardinal Bergoglio has invited his clergy and laity to oppose both abortion and euthanasia."

"He has affirmed church teaching on homosexuality, though he teaches the importance of respecting individuals who are homosexual. He strongly opposed legislation introduced in 2010 by the Argentine Government to allow same-sex marriage. In a letter to the monasteries of Buenos Aires, he wrote: "Let's not be naive, we're not talking about a simple political battle; it is a destructive pretension against the plan of God. We are not talking about a mere bill, but rather a machination of the Father of Lies that seeks to confuse and deceive the children of God." He has also insisted that adoption by homosexuals is a form of discrimination against children."

"Rather than articulating positions on matters of political economy, Bergoglio prefers to emphasize spirituality and holiness, believing that this will naturally lead to greater concern for the suffering of the poor. He has, however, voiced support for social programs, and publicly challenged free-market policies."

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jorge_Bergoglio

[Image: funny-gifs-facepalm-compilation.gif]

[Image: 7oDSbD4.gif]
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 1 user Likes Vosur's post
13-03-2013, 01:35 PM (This post was last modified: 13-03-2013 01:39 PM by Hummingbird Hawk-moth.)
RE: We got us a new Pope!
Well, finally after 76 years without sex. Happy fucker he must be now.

From nazi to junta member, the vatican is progressing!
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 1 user Likes Hummingbird Hawk-moth's post
13-03-2013, 02:46 PM
RE: We got us a new Pope!
(13-03-2013 01:25 PM)Vosur Wrote:  
"Cardinal Bergoglio has invited his clergy and laity to oppose both abortion and euthanasia."

"He has affirmed church teaching on homosexuality, though he teaches the importance of respecting individuals who are homosexual. He strongly opposed legislation introduced in 2010 by the Argentine Government to allow same-sex marriage. In a letter to the monasteries of Buenos Aires, he wrote: "Let's not be naive, we're not talking about a simple political battle; it is a destructive pretension against the plan of God. We are not talking about a mere bill, but rather a machination of the Father of Lies that seeks to confuse and deceive the children of God." He has also insisted that adoption by homosexuals is a form of discrimination against children."

"Rather than articulating positions on matters of political economy, Bergoglio prefers to emphasize spirituality and holiness, believing that this will naturally lead to greater concern for the suffering of the poor. He has, however, voiced support for social programs, and publicly challenged free-market policies."

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jorge_Bergoglio

[Image: funny-gifs-facepalm-compilation.gif]

Well at least he's better than this asshole




"IN THRUST WE TRUST"

"We were conservative Jews and that meant we obeyed God's Commandments until His rules became a royal pain in the ass."

- Joel Chastnoff, The 188th Crybaby Brigade
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 1 user Likes Carlo_The_Bugsmasher_Driver's post
13-03-2013, 02:49 PM
RE: We got us a new Pope!
(13-03-2013 01:25 PM)Vosur Wrote:  
a machination of the Father of Lies that seeks to confuse and deceive the children of God


The Father of Lies, lol. I forgot how utterly strange catholicism is. This term oddly reminds me of "the Lord of the flies".

[Image: dobie.png]

Science is the process we've designed to be responsible for generating our best guess as to what the fuck is going on. Girly Man
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 3 users Like Dom's post
13-03-2013, 03:02 PM
RE: We got us a new Pope!
(13-03-2013 12:28 PM)Carlo_The_Bugsmasher_Driver Wrote:  http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2013/03/13/car...?hpt=hp_t1

White smoke billowed from the Vatican smokestack.

The new Pontiff should address the world shortly.
Same robe, different face.

"Religion has caused more misery to all of mankind in every stage of human history than any other single idea." --Madalyn Murray O'Hair
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
13-03-2013, 03:20 PM
RE: We got us a new Pope!
(13-03-2013 01:25 PM)Vosur Wrote:  
"Rather than articulating positions on matters of political economy, Bergoglio prefers to emphasize spirituality and holiness, believing that this will naturally lead to greater concern for the suffering of the poor. He has, however, voiced support for social programs, and publicly challenged free-market policies."

Yes, yes...the suffering of the poor, the Catholic Church in its teachings clearly approves of the suffering of the poor.



[attachment=1199]

“I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man’s reasoning powers are not above the monkey’s.”~Mark Twain
“Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.”~ Ambrose Bierce
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
13-03-2013, 03:37 PM
RE: We got us a new Pope!
Straight to the gay sauna to celebrate Confused

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21753860

For no matter how much I use these symbols, to describe symptoms of my existence.
You are your own emphasis.
So I say nothing.

-Bemore.
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 1 user Likes bemore's post
Post Reply
Forum Jump: