We need really smart Miss USA contestants...

[Chaos' Requiem]

I stumbled on this through a parody that (at first) I thought was real.





California, Delaware, Massachusetts, Nevada, New Mexico, Vermont are the only ones that didn't appear to mention "both sides" as if creationism is a scientific theory.

I want to know how the hell some of these girls said no. I wanted to smack Wisconsin (we're supposed to be smarter than that, stupid!), but I was rolling at ALL THE SOUTHERN STATES not mentioned above, especially Utah (live here, and she just reminds me of 90% of the females I encounter on a daily basis: vapid air-headed breeders.)

I normally don't pay attention, but it's almost 5:30am here and I should seriously be sleeping, but I was all excited cause my fiance's coming home from Seattle tomorrow so I haven't been able to sleep and now his flight isn't until noon. *shakes fist*
So yeah...those broads made my head hurt...so I ended up putting California on repeat because she's a smokin' redhead.

Here's the parody for some lulz:

[houseofcantor]

(25-07-2012 05:26 AM)Chaos Requiem Wrote:  I stumbled on this through a parody that (at first) I thought was real.

Are you a contestant?

[Filox]

It ... just ... shit ...

[cheapthrillseaker]

Made up word of the day: creationatism. Thank you, Miss Hawaii.

[Bucky Ball]

My best friend specializes in these. He can have a room full of people peeing their pants, and falling on the floor laughing doing parodies of this stuff. I wish I had taped one to post.

[houseofcantor]

(25-07-2012 05:51 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  

(25-07-2012 05:26 AM)Chaos Requiem Wrote:  I stumbled on this through a parody that (at first) I thought was real.

Are you a contestant?

After four tries, I managed to parse that sentence.

[Magoo]

I hate when people say "they should let the students decide". Evolution is a fact, creationism is retarded. End of story. There is no point in opening ideas to people that are false and wrong.

EDIT: It's like telling children: 1+1=2, but 1+1 may also=3. You decide what it true.

[Chaos' Requiem]

(25-07-2012 08:43 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  

(25-07-2012 05:51 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Are you a contestant?

After four tries, I managed to parse that sentence.

Good job! XD

And...yeaaaah...no. I don't think I would qualify. I look like a cute teenage boy. No, seriously, it's been said to my face, which does me just fine. I don't mind looking young considering I'm almost 30. :'D I was just up for too long without caffeine, so it kinda was just one of those random things. XD

Maybe we can educate Miss California a bit more, make her smart and tolerant and she'd be the whole package. /has a thing for red heads.

[Epsilon]

I saw that video, it made me facepalm so bad

I think they should change the saying to, there are no atheists in beauty pagents.

[elemts]

Sometimes it takes a video to remind me just how.... misinformed.... people can be. Sadly the two videos seem about the same.