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26-09-2012, 05:02 PM
We're all going to hell!
Can someone please tell me how to combat the ignorant statement theists have when they just tell me flat out that I am going to hell. This has been reoccurring at school and I can't think of something rude to say back. If you don't agree with killing fire with fire than don't comment please. I only want funny things to say. Thanks
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26-09-2012, 05:04 PM
RE: We're all going to hell!
What they use as a form of fear does not phase me.
What's it matter if it does not exist?

"I don't believe in an afterlife, so I don't have to spend my whole life fearing hell, or fearing heaven even more. For whatever the tortures of hell, I think the boredom of heaven would be even worse."
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26-09-2012, 05:05 PM
RE: We're all going to hell!
Not very funny, but ask them if their god is SO dumb he wouldn't know if you lied, and said you DID believe.

Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein (That's a JOKE, ya idiot)
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26-09-2012, 05:06 PM
RE: We're all going to hell!
Consider saying the following:

"Piss off, you skanky jizz nugget!"

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26-09-2012, 05:12 PM
RE: We're all going to hell!
(26-09-2012 05:06 PM)frankiej Wrote:  Consider saying the following:

"Piss off, you skanky jizz nugget!"

Just might use this one on a couple of people. Going to wear the Atheist badge tomorrow at school and see what happens. Big Grin
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26-09-2012, 05:20 PM
RE: We're all going to hell!
Tell them, "Great! See you there!" Tongue According to just about every religion in the world, if you don't believe in their religion you're going to hell, and nobody believes in everything...

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26-09-2012, 05:22 PM
RE: We're all going to hell!
Which hell? Whose hell? Moslem hell? Catholic hell?

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26-09-2012, 05:28 PM
RE: We're all going to hell!
Tell them you don't wanna chill with Hitler and the Borgias anyway.

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Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
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Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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26-09-2012, 05:51 PM
RE: We're all going to hell!
(26-09-2012 05:28 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  Tell them you don't wanna chill with Hitler and the Borgias anyway.

That would be an amazing burn! Too bad they are probably too stupid to get the joke, I will say it anyway. Thanks.
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26-09-2012, 06:48 PM
RE: We're all going to hell!



E 2 = (mc 2)2 + (pc )2
614C → 714N + e + ̅νe
2 K(s) + 2 H2O(l) → 2 KOH(aq) + H2 (g) + 196 kJ/mol
It works, bitches.
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