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27-09-2012, 11:50 AM
RE: We're all going to hell!
I'm going to hell. Hmm... Consider

Can it be in a hand bag? Gucci, perhaps? Dodgy

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27-09-2012, 11:57 AM
RE: We're all going to hell!
Theist: You're going to hell!

You: What evidence is there that hell even exists?

Theist: It's right here in the Bible!!! <madly thumbs through Bible to find the relevant chapter and verse>

You: Oh yeah, right. The book that begins with a story about a talking snake. Right . . .

At that point you shake your head sadly as if you're dealing with a mental defective and walk away.

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27-09-2012, 11:59 AM
RE: We're all going to hell!
I have my table reserved, please stop by for a drink when you all get there.

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27-09-2012, 12:09 PM
RE: We're all going to hell!
I list the type of torture and the reason(s) for being tortured, then top it off with "...sounds kinky."

That usually pisses them off because they expected you to be insulted; not turned on by the idea. Wink

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27-09-2012, 12:14 PM
RE: We're all going to hell!
Having Holy Spirit means not giving credence to evil. Any Christian tells you "you're going to hell," ain't a Christian. One might think they would know their own doctrine...

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27-09-2012, 12:15 PM
RE: We're all going to hell!
(27-09-2012 12:14 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Having Holy Spirit means not giving credence to evil. Any Christian tells you "you're going to hell," ain't a Christian. One might think they would know their own doctrine...

That seems to be a bit much to ask of that lot.Drinking Beverage

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27-09-2012, 12:57 PM
RE: We're all going to hell!
I just tell them that it'll give them and Jesus something to do:jesus and them can have something to laugh at for eternity.

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27-09-2012, 01:39 PM (This post was last modified: 27-09-2012 01:44 PM by Janus.)
RE: We're all going to hell!
(26-09-2012 05:02 PM)UndercoverAtheist Wrote:  Can someone please tell me how to combat the ignorant statement theists have when they just tell me flat out that I am going to hell.

I would burst out laughing uncontrollably!
It IS hilarious after all! Big Grin

Or

"I'm gonna get tons of sex, drugs, and rock 'n roll! You'll have weak tea if you're lucky!"
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27-09-2012, 03:28 PM
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Besides, there's my Gwynnies. Gwyneth Paltrow in my afterlife would be like heaven to me but hell to her. Big Grin

Stupid Christians. Don't they ever think things through? Tongue

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27-09-2012, 03:45 PM
We're all going to hell!
(27-09-2012 11:50 AM)kim Wrote:  I'm going to hell. Hmm... Consider

Can it be in a hand bag? Gucci, perhaps? Dodgy

No. You're going in a basket.

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