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02-04-2012, 10:02 AM
We're all screwed. They found the Ark.
http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/04/2...=obnetwork

You'd think there would be more info on the structure. Like length, width, etc.

inb4 the rapture

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02-04-2012, 10:05 AM
RE: We're all screwed. They found the Ark.
I love how before you even get to the article, they have this link:

UPDATE: Experts Suspect Ark Is a Hoax

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02-04-2012, 10:06 AM
RE: We're all screwed. They found the Ark.
They found it again?

Isn't this like the fifth time?

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02-04-2012, 10:11 AM
RE: We're all screwed. They found the Ark.
(02-04-2012 10:06 AM)Hughsie Wrote:  They found it again?

Isn't this like the fifth time?
They just keep finding this one over and over again.

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02-04-2012, 10:13 AM
RE: We're all screwed. They found the Ark.
I suspect there is some sort of spatial/temporal rift in the Ararat area. The Ark seems to pop into our world just in time to be discovered, only to disappear again before it can verified.

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02-04-2012, 05:10 PM
RE: We're all screwed. They found the Ark.
How exactly does one determine if an old boat is Noah's Ark? Do they look for a multi-animal shag carpet, some discarded dinosaur eggs, and perhaps a carving in the handrail that says, "Noah Wuz Here. Vote Sharpton in 2012, Ya'll."

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02-04-2012, 05:12 PM
RE: We're all screwed. They found the Ark.
There's no way Noah would've promoted Sharpton. I'm sure you know hat asshole's character well not to mention his ethics =p

I'm not a non believer, I believe in the possibility of anything. I just don't let the actuality of something be determined by a 3rd party.
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02-04-2012, 05:19 PM
RE: We're all screwed. They found the Ark.
I'd bust out load if they found out it was a brothel.
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02-04-2012, 05:31 PM
RE: We're all screwed. They found the Ark.
GUYS!...GUYS!... i found some wood buried in my back garden. It must be the ark... QUICK! someone call fox news!
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02-04-2012, 08:32 PM
RE: We're all screwed. They found the Ark.
I've heard that if they find any more he's gonna be officially titled 'Admiral of the Fleet'.

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