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02-04-2012, 08:36 PM (This post was last modified: 02-04-2012 10:04 PM by Bucky Ball.)
RE: We're all screwed. They found the Ark.
(02-04-2012 10:13 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  I suspect there is some sort of spatial/temporal rift in the Ararat area. The Ark seems to pop into our world just in time to be discovered, only to disappear again before it can verified.

There "ain't no" ark. There never was an ark. They never will find an ark.
They appropriated the story from the Epic of Gilgamesh.
http://www.ancienttexts.org/library/meso...gilgamesh/
(see tablet eleven)

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02-04-2012, 11:27 PM (This post was last modified: 02-04-2012 11:30 PM by Erxomai.)
RE: We're all screwed. They found the Ark.
(02-04-2012 05:31 PM)FSM_scot Wrote:  GUYS!...GUYS!... i found some wood buried in my back garden!!!!
Let's all stop for a moment and ponder the implications of this sentence. No wonder I've never seen Scotty with any chicks.

(02-04-2012 08:36 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  There "ain't no" ark. There never was an ark. They never will find an ark.
They appropriated the story from the Epic of Gilgamesh.
http://www.ancienttexts.org/library/meso...gilgamesh/
(see tablet eleven)
Oh silly mixed up Bucky. The Epic of Gilgamesh verifies the veracity of the flood, and hence the existence of the ark. The fact that there are many other cultures also with similar stories of and ark and flood show that it must be true.

My theory of the spatial/temporal rift stands.

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03-04-2012, 01:36 AM
RE: We're all screwed. They found the Ark.
When people talk about the flood myth, I often ask them why other religious have the same type of story as a contradiction to theirs. Then you hear people who boast that it must be that it DID happen BECAUSE other religions have same stories.

Any other time it would go:

"But theirs is the lie. Mine is true."

When they are defending something else...

"Well obviously it makes it true because we're not the only ones."
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03-04-2012, 01:51 AM
RE: We're all screwed. They found the Ark.
Wow.... i've been away for too long....
The Ark.? Really?
Buahahhahaha!!@@ Oh shit... that's funny....Aaaahhahahhahahaaa!!!
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03-04-2012, 04:25 AM
RE: We're all screwed. They found the Ark.
(02-04-2012 11:27 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(02-04-2012 05:31 PM)FSM_scot Wrote:  GUYS!...GUYS!... i found some wood buried in my back garden!!!!

Let's all stop for a moment and ponder the implications of this sentence. No wonder I've never seen Scotty with any chicks.

(02-04-2012 08:36 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  There "ain't no" ark. There never was an ark. They never will find an ark.
They appropriated the story from the Epic of Gilgamesh.
http://www.ancienttexts.org/library/meso...gilgamesh/
(see tablet eleven)

Oh silly mixed up Bucky. The Epic of Gilgamesh verifies the veracity of the flood, and hence the existence of the ark. The fact that there are many other cultures also with similar stories of and ark and flood show that it must be true.

My theory of the spatial/temporal rift stands.


Yeah. Stands on it's head. Tongue ..speaking of rifts, can you tell me where you live? I need to tell the Easter bunny to stop by. Weeping
BTW, I never noticed the "bread from heaven" thing before,in the Epic.

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03-04-2012, 05:14 AM
RE: We're all screwed. They found the Ark.
(02-04-2012 11:27 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Let's all stop for a moment and ponder the implications of this sentence. No wonder I've never seen Scotty with any chicks.

I'm beginning to get the feeling that erx is stalking me....

He must have been taking the day off yesterday or he wouldn't have made that comment Tongue

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03-04-2012, 05:29 AM
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Eeeh, guys, this 'news'report is 2 years old, the pages have dates on them.

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03-04-2012, 06:09 AM (This post was last modified: 03-04-2012 06:10 AM by houseofcantor.)
RE: We're all screwed. They found the Ark.
(02-04-2012 08:36 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  
(02-04-2012 10:13 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  I suspect there is some sort of spatial/temporal rift in the Ararat area. The Ark seems to pop into our world just in time to be discovered, only to disappear again before it can verified.

There "ain't no" ark. There never was an ark. They never will find an ark.
They appropriated the story from the Epic of Gilgamesh.
http://www.ancienttexts.org/library/meso...gilgamesh/
(see tablet eleven)
It's Gilly's boat. Tongue

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(03-04-2012 05:29 AM)Caveman Wrote:  Eeeh, guys, this 'news'report is 2 years old, the pages have dates on them.
Quiet. Yer spoiling the mood.

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03-04-2012, 07:40 AM
RE: We're all screwed. They found the Ark.
(03-04-2012 05:29 AM)Caveman Wrote:  Eeeh, guys, this 'news'report is 2 years old, the pages have dates on them.
Damn you're right. I usually check but this one slipped. Too excited to post the good news I guess.

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03-04-2012, 08:28 AM
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How much you wanna bet a little midget army of atheists stole that boat? Those damn godless hippies!

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