We've been duped! JC wasn't crucified! He lived to 114!
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04-09-2012, 06:39 PM
We've been duped! JC wasn't crucified! He lived to 114!
...anyway according to Japanese lore:

Quote:Did Jesus Flee To Japan And Become A Rice Farmer?

This monumental twist seems as plausible and satisfactory of a possible end to Jesus’s life as any. The BBC investigates:

A Japanese legend claims that Jesus escaped Jerusalem and made his way to Aomori in Japan where he became a rice farmer. Christians say the story is nonsense. However, a monument there known as the Grave of Christ attracts curious visitors from all over the world.
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04-09-2012, 06:44 PM
RE: We've been duped! JC wasn't crucified! He lived to 114!
lol, and hitler lived into his eighties in brazil.

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

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04-09-2012, 06:47 PM
RE: We've been duped! JC wasn't crucified! He lived to 114!
Nope. He moved to Spain. He got around.
http://www.grahamhancock.com/phorum/read...174&t=1174

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04-09-2012, 06:50 PM
RE: We've been duped! JC wasn't crucified! He lived to 114!
^ who hitler or jesus or both?

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04-09-2012, 06:52 PM (This post was last modified: 04-09-2012 10:29 PM by Janus.)
RE: We've been duped! JC wasn't crucified! He lived to 114!
Weren't Franco and Hitler illegitimate twins of the bloodline of JC and the whore Mary Magdalene?
BTW, what did she get out of the deal? Working girls don't work for nothing!

Come to think of it... Jesus was gay... so whose kid(s) did Mary Magdalene bear?

Well, whoever's kid(s) she got, that history at least absolves us from worshipping them because there apparently was nothing special about them. They fucked around like all the rest of us.
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04-09-2012, 07:40 PM
RE: We've been duped! JC wasn't crucified! He lived to 114!
(04-09-2012 06:50 PM)Xinoftruden Wrote:  ^ who hitler or jesus or both?

Wait...

...Jesus ...IS Hitler ...?

He did perform miracles, after all. His disappearing of 1 million Jews from Auschwitz was nothing short of magic.

A quick search through the google scholarly library reveals a few shocking revelations.


"Ever wonder what the H stands for in Jesus H. Christ? That's right. Jesus Hitler Christ."

"Jesus and Hitler have never been spotted in the same place."

"Mein Kampf is the sequel to the Bible."






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04-09-2012, 07:54 PM
RE: We've been duped! JC wasn't crucified! He lived to 114!
I knew it!

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04-09-2012, 07:58 PM
RE: We've been duped! JC wasn't crucified! He lived to 114!
(04-09-2012 07:40 PM)Buddy Christ Wrote:  
(04-09-2012 06:50 PM)Xinoftruden Wrote:  ^ who hitler or jesus or both?

Wait...

...Jesus ...IS Hitler ...?

He did perform miracles, after all. His disappearing of 1 million Jews from Auschwitz was nothing short of magic.

A quick search through the google scholarly library reveals a few shocking revelations.


"Ever wonder what the H stands for in Jesus H. Christ? That's right. Jesus Hitler Christ."

"Jesus and Hitler have never been spotted in the same place."

"Mein Kampf is the sequel to the Bible."






[Image: crosstika1.gif]

...this changes everything!

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04-09-2012, 08:25 PM
RE: We've been duped! JC wasn't crucified! He lived to 114!
(04-09-2012 07:40 PM)Buddy Christ Wrote:  
(04-09-2012 06:50 PM)Xinoftruden Wrote:  ^ who hitler or jesus or both?

Wait...

...Jesus ...IS Hitler ...?

He did perform miracles, after all. His disappearing of 1 million Jews from Auschwitz was nothing short of magic.

A quick search through the google scholarly library reveals a few shocking revelations.


"Ever wonder what the H stands for in Jesus H. Christ? That's right. Jesus Hitler Christ."

"Jesus and Hitler have never been spotted in the same place."

"Mein Kampf is the sequel to the Bible."






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05-09-2012, 12:53 AM
RE: We've been duped! JC wasn't crucified! He lived to 114!
Don't you people watch TV? Jesus is working in a music store in Quahog, Rhode Island. That Japanese crap is nonsense.

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