We've been duped! JC wasn't crucified! He lived to 114!
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05-09-2012, 01:03 AM
RE: We've been duped! JC wasn't crucified! He lived to 114!
This is the most epic thread here, I swear! Go on, I get the popcorn

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05-09-2012, 03:16 AM
RE: We've been duped! JC wasn't crucified! He lived to 114!
I honestly could not believe I would ever use that comic to reaffirm someone else's statements.

And don't call it popcorn, we are all atheist here. Nothing wrong with calling it shredded baby.

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05-09-2012, 05:47 AM
RE: We've been duped! JC wasn't crucified! He lived to 114!
I try to imagine how Jesus escaped.
He disappeared in the middel of the night, walked to the next ocean-shore and...
surfed over to japan, on his feed and use his long shirt for a sail. Wua hahahahaha...
Jesus the first surfer in history.

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05-09-2012, 06:06 AM
RE: We've been duped! JC wasn't crucified! He lived to 114!
(05-09-2012 05:47 AM)Marco Krieger Wrote:  I try to imagine how Jesus escaped.
He disappeared in the middel of the night, walked to the next ocean-shore and...
surfed over to japan, on his feed and use his long shirt for a sail. Wua hahahahaha...
Jesus the first surfer in history.

No, he made it all the way to California to found Dudeism. He is The Dude.

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05-09-2012, 06:26 AM
RE: We've been duped! JC wasn't crucified! He lived to 114!
I cant remember what comedian said it.... but it went something like this.

"Yeah this jesus dude..... kinda got me wondering why he went into carpentry even though he was the son of god.

Maybe it was something to fall back on in case the god shit didnt work"

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05-09-2012, 08:00 AM
RE: We've been duped! JC wasn't crucified! He lived to 114!
(04-09-2012 07:40 PM)Buddy Christ Wrote:  
(04-09-2012 06:50 PM)Xinoftruden Wrote:  ^ who hitler or jesus or both?

Wait...

...Jesus ...IS Hitler ...?

He did perform miracles, after all. His disappearing of 1 million Jews from Auschwitz was nothing short of magic.

A quick search through the google scholarly library reveals a few shocking revelations.


"Ever wonder what the H stands for in Jesus H. Christ? That's right. Jesus Hitler Christ."

"Jesus and Hitler have never been spotted in the same place."

"Mein Kampf is the sequel to the Bible."






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If you flip that cross on its side it looks like a butthole.

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05-09-2012, 08:15 AM
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(05-09-2012 08:00 AM)Logica Humano Wrote:  If you flip that cross on its side it looks like a butthole.

And... we know this because.... ? Dodgy

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05-09-2012, 08:21 AM
RE: We've been duped! JC wasn't crucified! He lived to 114!
Jesus was no austrian...never!
Hm... you guy's are pretty much on the hitler-thing.
I find the comic above funny, but i personaly think these two guy's are overrated.

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05-09-2012, 08:33 AM
RE: We've been duped! JC wasn't crucified! He lived to 114!
(05-09-2012 08:15 AM)kim Wrote:  
(05-09-2012 08:00 AM)Logica Humano Wrote:  If you flip that cross on its side it looks like a butthole.

And... we know this because.... ? Dodgy

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05-09-2012, 03:34 PM
RE: We've been duped! JC wasn't crucified! He lived to 114!
(05-09-2012 05:47 AM)Marco Krieger Wrote:  Jesus the first surfer in history.

Wasn't that Moses? Oh, no, I mean Noah?
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