We've been duped! JC wasn't crucified! He lived to 114!
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05-09-2012, 04:26 PM
RE: We've been duped! JC wasn't crucified! He lived to 114!
I wonder if there's a map that tracks all the appearances of Jesus around the globe (or even the Universe) with a brief list of what Jesus' occupation/purpose/real name was at the time he was sighted. That would make Google Maps quite interesting.
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05-09-2012, 04:43 PM
RE: We've been duped! JC wasn't crucified! He lived to 114!
(05-09-2012 03:34 PM)Janus Wrote:  
(05-09-2012 05:47 AM)Marco Krieger Wrote:  Jesus the first surfer in history.

Wasn't that Moses? Oh, no, I mean Noah?

The Moses-Guy-Story tells us that god parted the ocean, so Moses can walk on dry land to the other shore.
That made him the first mudflat-backpacker.
Noah is the guy with the floating zoo, he didn't sail, he just drifted through the flood.
Sorry, but my claim stands, jesus invented surfing.

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05-09-2012, 06:43 PM
RE: We've been duped! JC wasn't crucified! He lived to 114!
(05-09-2012 04:43 PM)Marco Krieger Wrote:  my claim stands, jesus invented surfing.

Homo-erotic surfing?
That's a new one!
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10-09-2012, 07:57 PM (This post was last modified: 10-09-2012 08:02 PM by fstratzero.)
RE: We've been duped! JC wasn't crucified! He lived to 114!
(05-09-2012 06:43 PM)Janus Wrote:  
(05-09-2012 04:43 PM)Marco Krieger Wrote:  my claim stands, jesus invented surfing.

Homo-erotic surfing?
That's a new one!

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But if Jesus Christ was God and God created all.
Then Jesus Christ created the homosexual.
There might be a little fag in us all.

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11-09-2012, 07:35 AM
RE: We've been duped! JC wasn't crucified! He lived to 114!
(10-09-2012 07:57 PM)fstratzero Wrote:  There might be a little fag in us all.

Projection! Big Grin
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11-09-2012, 06:05 PM
RE: We've been duped! JC wasn't crucified! He lived to 114!
(11-09-2012 07:35 AM)Janus Wrote:  
(10-09-2012 07:57 PM)fstratzero Wrote:  There might be a little fag in us all.

Projection! Big Grin

Yay! I am gay and proud!

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