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24-05-2014, 07:57 AM
Weird things said to me.
Once in LA a lady said to me
"If you like hockey you're in the right place."
.....I'm from Canada.
A guy here in Alberta once told me that Newfies don't know how to fish. Odd. Most people hold to the stereotype that Newfies only know how to fish.
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24-05-2014, 09:00 AM
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My mother-in-law still thinks I'm a redneck because I have spent most of my life in Texas of Tennessee. It was weird at first, but now it's just annoying. I'm about the furthest thing from a redneck. She's said "Hi, Redneck" to me multiple times...Ahhh. I don't like tight clothes, don't have an accent and generally don't get along with many rednecks (no offense to the nice ones on this board..if we have any.) Heck, she's from Michigan and hold far more redneck traits than some of the people I have met in the south. I think that is just a common stereotype issue though, but it can be really really annoying..

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24-05-2014, 09:09 AM
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I once got myself a girl in Thailand.

We both showered, as is the custom (she went first).

We I exited the shower naked she looked down at my admittedly unimpressive tackle and, with a mix of disappointment and ridicule, said, "who do you think is going to get satisfaction with that?"

I said... "me".

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24-05-2014, 09:13 AM
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Wow, what a total bitch.

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24-05-2014, 09:26 AM
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(24-05-2014 09:09 AM)DLJ Wrote:  I once got myself a girl in Thailand.

We both showered, as is the custom (she went first).

We I exited the shower naked she looked down at my admittedly unimpressive tackle and, with a mix of disappointment and ridicule, said, "who do you think is going to get satisfaction with that?"

I said... "me".

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Jeez. You'd think a lady would appreciate a smaller one now and again. She must be tired of gagging..
Wait... You're even small in Thailand. I'm no giant but... You poor man... Smile
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24-05-2014, 12:59 PM
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In Wales we have a saying...

"If you get into hot water, make like a teabag... And be strong."

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24-05-2014, 01:15 PM
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"I have a nice biker bible for you" ..... really ? WTF Blink

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