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29-05-2017, 06:35 PM
RE: Weirdest compliment you ever received!
"You're not that ugly"

.... so I'm ugly... just not.... THAT ugly.... ok thanks.... I think.

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29-05-2017, 06:36 PM
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I had to be measured for my uniforms upon entering the military. The room was just several recruits standing around in their underwear. The civilian in charged was an African American man who looked like Chris Rock. He introduced himself thus: "Hey, everybody! My name is Raab spelled with two 'A's." He then proceeded to measure each person one by one, and when he got to me he gave me a head to toe look. This led to the following conversation:

Raab: Hey man, you play football?

Me: No.

Raab: You do a lot a squats?

Me: No.

Raab: You got some childbearing hips!

Me: Thanks?
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29-05-2017, 06:40 PM
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(29-05-2017 06:36 PM)ghostexorcist Wrote:  I had to be measured for my uniforms upon entering the military. The room was just several recruits standing around in their underwear. The civilian in charged was an African American man who looked like Chris Rock. He introduced himself thus: "Hey, everybody! My name is Raab spelled with two 'A's." He then proceeded to measure each person one by one, and when he got to me he gave me a head to toe look. This led to the following conversation:

Raab: Hey man, you play football?

Me: No.

Raab: You do a lot a squats?

Me: No.

Raab: You got some childbearing hips!

Me: Thanks?

Maybe he wanted to have babies with you.....

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29-05-2017, 06:43 PM
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(29-05-2017 06:40 PM)JesseB Wrote:  Maybe he wanted to have babies with you.....

It's very well possible. I do have a sweet ass
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29-05-2017, 06:44 PM
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(29-05-2017 05:59 PM)yakherder Wrote:  Some of the nicknames inmates give me I take as subtle compliments. A couple of the wings in max have called me Agent 47 for a while. A few have recently been calling me Fedor.

Most of the other COs are just "hey CO".

You need one from a chick. Here you go...saunters over..."Hey, baby you're a close second to Jason Statham." Hobo Tongue Wink Laugh out load
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29-05-2017, 06:44 PM
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(29-05-2017 06:43 PM)ghostexorcist Wrote:  
(29-05-2017 06:40 PM)JesseB Wrote:  Maybe he wanted to have babies with you.....

It's very well possible. I do have a sweet ass

Laugh out load Your posts in this thread made me spit out my drink Laugh out load
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29-05-2017, 06:45 PM
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(29-05-2017 06:43 PM)ghostexorcist Wrote:  
(29-05-2017 06:40 PM)JesseB Wrote:  Maybe he wanted to have babies with you.....

It's very well possible. I do have a sweet ass

Also pics or it didn't happen Drinking Beverage
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29-05-2017, 06:47 PM
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Officers writing my evaluations: Myou greatest fear is that he might have been on the other side.
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29-05-2017, 06:50 PM
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And I think the weirdest insult I ever got was once when a senior NCO said if he were gay, he wouldn't be attracted to me. I didn't know whether to be insulted or relieved.

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29-05-2017, 07:05 PM
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(29-05-2017 06:43 PM)ghostexorcist Wrote:  
(29-05-2017 06:40 PM)JesseB Wrote:  Maybe he wanted to have babies with you.....

It's very well possible. I do have a sweet ass

Hey man, I'm not ashamed. I'd marry either Bill Nye OR Patrick Stewart in a heart beat. I'd have their babies (with a lot of help from science lol)

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