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20-08-2013, 02:18 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
How come the TTA atracts poes?

I don't really like going outside.
It's too damn "peopley" out there....
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20-08-2013, 02:20 PM
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Any chance its a tulpa?

I don't really like going outside.
It's too damn "peopley" out there....
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20-08-2013, 02:21 PM
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Some1 please email this to seth. He needs to share the fun

I don't really like going outside.
It's too damn "peopley" out there....
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20-08-2013, 02:24 PM
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Egor's tulpa? Someone should check...

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20-08-2013, 02:26 PM
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(20-08-2013 01:41 PM)DLJ Wrote:  
(20-08-2013 12:58 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  God, does not do ANY physical labor.
I mean nothing.
I have to spoon feed God, his meals.
Blow his nose.
Hold the drinking cup to his lips, etc..
Everything.
The attendant to God, really attends.


This is beginning to remind me of a movie I saw long time ago...
There was a guy whose mother was a bit like you describe your god
although
I think
she might have been
dead
already.

I'm trying to remember who was in it... Alfred Perkins, maybe?

(20-08-2013 01:15 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  ...
If it's in the bible, it is okey doke.
...

If you mind asking your god a trivial question...
What is her/his/its current position on the ol' thorny subject of slavery.

Cheers



There are no more slaves.

And I don't see God starting that up again.

Did you know that God is black?

True.

And written.

In the Song of Solomon, "I am black, but I am comely" Song 1:5

So God is not a racist, but if she was, she would be against the white people.

Since God is black.

(More of a mulatto actually, if you saw her.)

With green eyes.

Very pretty.

Shy.

Now, I bet you did not expect God "to be shy"?

But she is.

And very pretty.

Part of her beauty, is this "shyness".

She just seems so delicate, so fragile, you just have a desire to protect her.

To keep the world, from befouling her.

God is not what you expect.

I assure you of that.
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20-08-2013, 02:30 PM
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(20-08-2013 02:16 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(20-08-2013 01:35 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  God needs "Attends" ?
I s'pose at his age, he would be incontinent.
You wipe his butt then too ?



No, God does not poop.

But if he did, I would be the wiper, to be sure.

I have to dress God, wash God, all these things.

God likes being "catered to".

It is like a fetish, with him (her actually, most people don't know, that God IS A GIRL.)

God likes being treated like God.

And the High Priest, me, is the one that does it.

God don't like watching tv.

God was there, when the show was made, already seen it.

God likes talking.

Kissing.

Intimacy.

With me.

We are a famous couple.

A famous couple.

Thanks for asking.

Shocking

Shoo Fly!

Seriously, your brand of batshit crazy is beyond normal batshit. Think you're overdue for a med check. Get help.


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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20-08-2013, 02:32 PM
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(20-08-2013 02:18 PM)Lightvader Wrote:  How come the TTA atracts poes?

I don't know if this level of crazy qualifies as a Poe.


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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20-08-2013, 02:34 PM
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(20-08-2013 02:30 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(20-08-2013 02:16 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  No, God does not poop.

But if he did, I would be the wiper, to be sure.

I have to dress God, wash God, all these things.

God likes being "catered to".

It is like a fetish, with him (her actually, most people don't know, that God IS A GIRL.)

God likes being treated like God.

And the High Priest, me, is the one that does it.

God don't like watching tv.

God was there, when the show was made, already seen it.

God likes talking.

Kissing.

Intimacy.

With me.

We are a famous couple.

A famous couple.

Thanks for asking.

Shocking

Shoo Fly!

Seriously, your brand of batshit crazy is beyond normal batshit. Think you're overdue for a med check. Get help.

Woohoo. The Shoo Fly edict has been issued.Big Grin

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20-08-2013, 02:40 PM
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So god is a mulatto lady and you serve her hand and foot.

We're entering the realm of fetish.

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20-08-2013, 02:41 PM
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(20-08-2013 01:41 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  
(20-08-2013 01:15 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  If it's in the bible, it is okey doke.
Man, what a party it was, this year.
Epic.

Deuteronomy 21:18-21 (King James Version)
18 If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them:
19 Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place;
20 And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.
21 And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.

Alrighty then. Epic indeed. Epic fail.



I don't know what you are saying, my dear.

That God does not drink?

That God does not smoke (hemp)?

What do you think, that God is as sober as a judge?

Oh my God.

Whew.

I forget, how little you people know.

The bible says that "Jesus was a big drinker".

And he was anointed, every day, with "The Holy Anointing Oil".

Which is made from hemp.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_anointing_oil

So what does that sound like?

That sounds like one hell of a party, 24/7.

God is here to have fun.

And she could drink any of you buggers under the table.

With a joint in one hand

And a drink in the other.

Sobriety

Is the punishment

For secular people.

These substances, are made for fun.

And God, is a party animal.

There is no other way to put it.

God calls it "being baudy".

Eccentric.

Fun.

Decadent.

Let the stiffs, be stone cold sober

That is their punishment.
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