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03-09-2013, 02:27 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(03-09-2013 02:20 PM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  
(03-09-2013 02:04 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  tl;dr
Where did Hafnof go? The guys deserves some props for making this thread (thrown at him)!

I keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.








I sobered him up

By page three.

Just working on

The remaining alkys.
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03-09-2013, 02:31 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(03-09-2013 02:27 PM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  [quote='Mark Dreher' pid='371635' dateline='1378239917']

I knew, you could speak American.

The language

Of "New JerUSAlem".

Every pilot, knows it, on every flight.

You have to know it, to even fly.

From the country of Kuwait.

To Iceland.








I don't really watch cartoons.

Bugs bunny, is good.

You got any Bugs bunny?

I like Yosemite Sam, too.

He cracks me up.
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03-09-2013, 02:33 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(03-09-2013 02:27 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(03-09-2013 02:20 PM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  Where did Hafnof go? The guys deserves some props for making this thread (thrown at him)!

I keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.








I sobered him up

By page three.

Just working on

The remaining alkys.

Yes, your one stepkneel program is working wonders on this site.

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03-09-2013, 02:36 PM (This post was last modified: 03-09-2013 02:45 PM by Mark Dreher.)
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(03-09-2013 02:33 PM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  Yes, your one stepkneel program is working wonders on this site.








I have other steps.

Grace, is just the first one.

To get you breathing.

That gets you in the ballpark.
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03-09-2013, 02:42 PM (This post was last modified: 03-09-2013 02:47 PM by cheapthrillseaker.)
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(03-09-2013 02:31 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  I don't really watch cartoons.

Bugs bunny, is good.

You got any Bugs bunny?

I like Yosemite Sam, too.

He cracks me up.

Got only one Yosemite Sam on this site and that's Girly.

I think you'd like Anamaniacs as it's from Warner Brothers, the same producers as The Bugs Bunny and Tweety Show.

Better yet - Pinky & The Brain. The show reminds me of your endeavors to have people say grace.

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03-09-2013, 02:47 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(03-09-2013 02:02 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(03-09-2013 01:44 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  Something just occurred to me.....Mark and I have some unlikely things in common.

I agree with Mark and his whole "you gotta say grace" thing. It makes perfect sense to me that someone who believes in god should prioritize saying grace, as part of their religious practice. I personally feel that food is under-valued, and strongly feel that food should be priority #1.

Now I don't think the food came from a magical hot black chick, so I don't bother with Grace, but I do agree that food should be regarded highly.







God is a "mulatto".

Looks white, actually.

A white gal, with a tan.

We all have a lot of so called "reasons", to not say grace.

Satan, has a billion.

And you only need

To chose one.

And you "did it"

You failed.

Aw shit. I owe you an apology Mark. I mistakenly gave you the impression I was speaking to you, when in fact I was speaking about you. The misunderstanding was completely my fault.

Now hush while the sane people talk.Wink

So many cats, so few good recipes.
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03-09-2013, 02:57 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(03-09-2013 02:36 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(03-09-2013 02:33 PM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  Yes, your one stepkneel program is working wonders on this site.








I have other steps.

Grace, is just the first one.

To get you breathing.

That gets you in the ballpark.

Great, lets hope one of them teaches you how to locate sarcasm.

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03-09-2013, 03:01 PM (This post was last modified: 03-09-2013 04:21 PM by Bucky Ball.)
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(03-09-2013 01:34 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(03-09-2013 01:01 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  Wrong.

When you die, your brain chemistry stops working.
"You" no longer exist.
"You" can't *be* anywhere without a functioning brain.
The proof of that, is that brain-injured patients, and patients who have had strokes, are no longer the people they once were. What "point" in their previous brain chemistry system does Jebus choose, to have them return to, in heaven or hell ?
"Being" somewhere means heaven and hell require the dimension of (space)time. That didn't exist until this universe existed. So ... how did heaven exist if it needed something from this universe, before it existed ?
Riddle me that, Mr. SourPussJebusGodComeLately.








On your last day

You will see the light, and the tunnel.

You will be met by angels, not Jesus.

You will be brought before the white throne.

You will be made to kneel.

The "Book of Life" will be brought out.

And you will be judged, by what is written there.

If you said grace, each and every meal.

If you attended church, each and every week.

The judgment will go well.

And if you did not, not.

That is what happens to you on your last day.

Nice fairy tale. (Needs more dragons and vampires though).
You have not a shred of evidence or proof for any of it.
None.
You made it up. You have no credibility. You have no education on the subject.
Just a sad old crazy man.
You do realize, I hope, the Hebrews in the Old Testament, and the Jews of Jebus' day, did not believe in immortality.
Neither did St. Paul, for everyone. Just the saved.
BTW, about a month ago, a scientist figured out the tunnel and light thing.
It's just brains dying.
http://www.npr.org/blogs/health/2013/08/...xperiences
Even mice experience it.
Try harder, and don't forget your pills.

Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein God has a plan for us. Please stop screwing it up with your prayers.
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03-09-2013, 03:43 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(03-09-2013 02:25 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  "New JerUSAlem"

Please.
New Jerusalem: must be Niger!
New Jerusalem: no, it's Jersey!
New Jerusalem: wait. Russia. I meant Russia.
New Jerusalem: hang on. Saudi Arabia?
New Jerusalem: or maybe just New Jersey!

... this is my signature!
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03-09-2013, 03:56 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
^^ It's obviously JerkTown. Jerk.

Tongue
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