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20-08-2013, 02:46 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 02:40 PM)Dom Wrote:  So god is a mulatto lady and you serve her hand and foot.

We're entering the realm of fetish.



The bible says that God is black, my dear.

It is not my fault, that you do not know that.

You are illiterate.

To the ways of God.

"I am black, but I am comely". Song of Solomon 1:5

That means

God is black.

And very beautiful.

And, a female.

Truth, be told.
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20-08-2013, 02:48 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 02:41 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(20-08-2013 01:41 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  Deuteronomy 21:18-21 (King James Version)
18 If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them:
19 Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place;
20 And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.
21 And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.

Alrighty then. Epic indeed. Epic fail.



I don't know what you are saying, my dear.

That God does not drink?

That God does not smoke (hemp)?

What do you think, that God is as sober as a judge?

Oh my God.

Whew.

I forget, how little you people know.

The bible says that "Jesus was a big drinker".

And he was anointed, every day, with "The Holy Anointing Oil".

Which is made from hemp.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_anointing_oil

So what does that sound like?

That sounds like one hell of a party, 24/7.

God is here to have fun.

And she could drink any of you buggers under the table.

With a joint in one hand

And a drink in the other.

Sobriety

Is the punishment

For secular people.

These substances, are made for fun.

And God, is a party animal.

There is no other way to put it.

God calls it "being baudy".

Eccentric.

Fun.

Decadent.

Let the stiffs, be stone cold sober

That is their punishment.

Woo hoo! Maybe I can get on board with this religion bullshit after all! Just so long as you don't expect me to actually believe in god or anything. Wink

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20-08-2013, 02:50 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 02:41 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(20-08-2013 01:41 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  Deuteronomy 21:18-21 (King James Version)
18 If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them:
19 Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place;
20 And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.
21 And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.

Alrighty then. Epic indeed. Epic fail.



I don't know what you are saying, my dear.

That God does not drink?

That God does not smoke (hemp)?

What do you think, that God is as sober as a judge?

Oh my God.

Whew.

I forget, how little you people know.

The bible says that "Jesus was a big drinker".

And he was anointed, every day, with "The Holy Anointing Oil".

Which is made from hemp.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_anointing_oil

So what does that sound like?

That sounds like one hell of a party, 24/7.

God is here to have fun.

And she could drink any of you buggers under the table.

With a joint in one hand

And a drink in the other.

Sobriety

Is the punishment

For secular people.

These substances, are made for fun.

And God, is a party animal.

There is no other way to put it.

God calls it "being baudy".

Eccentric.

Fun.

Decadent.

Let the stiffs, be stone cold sober

That is their punishment.

Tell me, does this goddess you worship walk on your back with stilettos and spank you when you're naughty?


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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20-08-2013, 02:55 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
I was thinking the same thing MSBB (in my head I call you Miss BB. Weird huh?)

So let's get this straight...god is a hot black chick who likes to smoke the Ganga and party like it's 1999? Sounds like Quill and I had a secret Love Child.

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20-08-2013, 03:01 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 02:46 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(20-08-2013 02:40 PM)Dom Wrote:  So god is a mulatto lady and you serve her hand and foot.

We're entering the realm of fetish.



The bible says that God is black, my dear.

It is not my fault, that you do not know that.

You are illiterate.

To the ways of God.

"I am black, but I am comely". Song of Solomon 1:5

That means

God is black.

And very beautiful.

And, a female.

Truth, be told.

It is not God speaking in that verse.

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20-08-2013, 03:05 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
Religion has never frightened me more than it has today...on many levels...

See here they are the bruises some were self-inflicted and some showed up along the way. - JF

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20-08-2013, 03:06 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 02:50 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(20-08-2013 02:41 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  I don't know what you are saying, my dear.

That God does not drink?

That God does not smoke (hemp)?

What do you think, that God is as sober as a judge?

Oh my God.

Whew.

I forget, how little you people know.

The bible says that "Jesus was a big drinker".

And he was anointed, every day, with "The Holy Anointing Oil".

Which is made from hemp.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_anointing_oil

So what does that sound like?

That sounds like one hell of a party, 24/7.

God is here to have fun.

And she could drink any of you buggers under the table.

With a joint in one hand

And a drink in the other.

Sobriety

Is the punishment

For secular people.

These substances, are made for fun.

And God, is a party animal.

There is no other way to put it.

God calls it "being baudy".

Eccentric.

Fun.

Decadent.

Let the stiffs, be stone cold sober

That is their punishment.

Tell me, does this goddess you worship walk on your back with stilettos and spank you when you're naughty?




The most God has ever done, is slap me, one time.

It did hurt though, ouch.

Mostly, God kisses.

The best kisser

Ever created.
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20-08-2013, 03:08 PM
Re: Welcome Mark Dreher
Please seek help.

Being nice is something stupid people do to hedge their bets
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20-08-2013, 03:10 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 03:01 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(20-08-2013 02:46 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  The bible says that God is black, my dear.

It is not my fault, that you do not know that.

You are illiterate.

To the ways of God.

"I am black, but I am comely". Song of Solomon 1:5

That means

God is black.

And very beautiful.

And, a female.

Truth, be told.

It is not God speaking in that verse.



Woa, we have a bible expert.

Who knows better than me??

Glad to meet you, my dear.

I will keep you on speed dial.

In case I have any questions.

I also know that God is black

Because she is sitting three feet from me.

Right now.
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20-08-2013, 03:12 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 03:05 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Religion has never frightened me more than it has today...on many levels...




Now, that is the definition "of success".

Who else, but the Second Coming, could do that?

Nobody.
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